star wars review
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- monospaced0
He invested lots of time into this review, critiquing the details of Lucas' film making, but doesn't even spend a fucking second checking his own grammar. His writing is embarrassingly bad and leads me to believe he stopped paying attention to his education when he began his downward spiral into nerddom, which probably began with Star Wars.
- the point must've zigged when you zaggedversion3
- what did I miss?monospaced
- Lol, you definitely zigged.cray-z
- you missed the humour! oh and in case you were wondering his facts about WWII were a joke too.HAYZ1LLA
- version30
i laugh mostly at the responses in which people believe the man to not actually be able to say pro proagnti protoganist
- version30
i mean shit he's got a woman trapped in his basement, cut the man some slack!
- harlequino0
Anyone else think it may be the voice of StongBad narrating? (with a different sound fx setting on)
- i think he is telling his reviews as if he were the jar jar binks of his own phantom menanceversion3
- Bullitt0
fuckin brilliant this is! obviously this has been done by some professionals in the industry somewhere ;) having a little dig at Uncle Lucas.
- Actually, I think it's a real screenwriter. Too many real literary and lingo references for the average geek-boy.harlequino
- like what?the protagonist reference?Machuse
- Story arc?raf
- monospaced0
I'm actually getting angrier and angrier as I watch his video reviews. While I happen to agree with most of his points, especially those regarding Lucas' terrible story-telling and character development, I can't help feel that he's an absolute hypocrite. He compares Lucas' writing to that of an 8-year-old, but ultimately his is worse. Likewise, what the fuck has he created that is better?
- sarcasm is an art lost on someversion3
- huh?monospaced
- the guy is dead fucking seriousmonospaced
- i've seen the whole thing, that isn't his voice, and he adds other off topic nonsense. quite entertainingversion3
- Go smell your dad's penis mono. All those prequel movies were shit and this guy is bang-on.supersalzman
- I agree he's bang on! I just think he isn't in a position to critique.monospaced
- MondoMorphic0
For all those criticizing the narrator, it's shtick. Come on now...
- MrOneHundred0
70 minutes?! OK, here goes.
- Machuse0
thanks for posting
- dijitaq0
haha that was brilliant. he probably put more thought into that review than lucas did for the entire 3 episode prequel.
- version30
monospaced,
obviously you've never suffocatted a hooker that was trying to eascape from your crawl space before- have you?monospaced
- just that one time a pizza roll made meversion3
- hans_glib0
absolutely superb, especially the final part where he analyses the video of production meetings....
- harlequino0
^ Yeah, +1 on the blue can of Raid. Efficient as hell.
- MrOneHundred0
Gold! Who's fucking with my medicine?
- Ironmonkey0
Pizza rolls in the mail. :-)
- Wolfboy0
I honest think that is the greatest opening line to a review ever.
"more disappointing than my son"
- supersalzman0
100% right on everything he said.
Brav-Fucking-O!
- mikabast0
just wow
- raf0
"You think they'd be happy about the whole new space taxes.
Unless all the taxes went straight to like space Obama and they didn't see any of it."