star wars review
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- bolus
i haven't seen any of the newer star wars films, but this is at times pretty hilarious
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12…
"Chances are you probably didn’t like Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace. You might be a Star Wars fan, or at least a fan of the original trilogy. After waiting in line for hours, days, weeks, you may have even written a mini 200-400 word review on an internet message board somewhere. If you were a working movie critic, you might have even written a 1,000-2,000 word review of the film for some newspaper or magazine. All of this exists in the realm of possibility...but what about a 70-minute video review?
Some guy named Mike from Milwaukee, WI put together a 70-minute video review discussing the many reasons why the movie was horrible. And this isn’t your usual fanboy rant, this is an epic, well-edited well-constructed piece of geek film criticism. In fact, the way I learned about the video was from Lost co-creator and Star Trek producer Damon Lindelof, who said “Your life is about to change. This is astounding film making. Watch ALL of it.” Watch the video review embedded after the jump.
Read more: Watch This: 70-Minute Video Review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace | /Film http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12…
- airey0
this is fucking great. there goes my friday night.
- version30
lolski @ 1:30 - 1:50 in vid 2
- airey0
3:50 part 3. fucking hahahaha.
- version30
fucking hilarious.... these two guys would have probably had the part by now...
- version30
you said it brother, wait, you said that?
- MrOneHundred0
70 minutes?! OK, here goes.
- dijitaq0
haha that was brilliant. he probably put more thought into that review than lucas did for the entire 3 episode prequel.
- hans_glib0
absolutely superb, especially the final part where he analyses the video of production meetings....
- MrOneHundred0
Gold! Who's fucking with my medicine?
- Wolfboy0
I honest think that is the greatest opening line to a review ever.
"more disappointing than my son"
- mikabast0
just wow
- raf0
"You think they'd be happy about the whole new space taxes.
Unless all the taxes went straight to like space Obama and they didn't see any of it."
- benfal990
can the guy articulate less please...
look like he's talking with a potato in his mouth
- MrOneHundred0
Fucking awesome. I was going to watch Phantom Menace again over the holidays, but there goes that.
- Dr_Sparkleshine0
"proganasists"
- raf0
The teaser:
- rascuache0
The coolest thing I've seen on youtube for quite some time, thanks for posting this up dude!
Awesome stuff!
- marychain0
It's fucking star wars nerd!
just watch the fucking thing about space knights and lasers and shut the fuck up!
I honestly don't find any difference ........at ALL...between any of the episodes.....they all equally cool/goofy fun
Are we still arguing about this?
Geez!
- http://www.ugo.com/m…marychain
- ...simply incorrect.luckyorphan
- oh god....dude....reall...
ewoks - jarjar....same shit
who gives a pissmarychain - you ... ... ... | ... ... ... pointversion3
- monospaced0
He invested lots of time into this review, critiquing the details of Lucas' film making, but doesn't even spend a fucking second checking his own grammar. His writing is embarrassingly bad and leads me to believe he stopped paying attention to his education when he began his downward spiral into nerddom, which probably began with Star Wars.
- the point must've zigged when you zaggedversion3
- what did I miss?monospaced
- Lol, you definitely zigged.cray-z
- you missed the humour! oh and in case you were wondering his facts about WWII were a joke too.HAYZ1LLA