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- kelpie0
I don't think its nearly as bad as all that. Get your S's in the right places and use the correct terminology and it'll be fine. 'Brits' get incredibly stroppy about this kind of thing, but I'm not seeing anything particularly american about it. Just reads like the kind of thing it is.
- although that said, generally environmental advice for visitors will come written in slang on a beer mat with some pipe tobacco in most English caseskelpie
- pipe tobacco stuck to it in Britain you know? no-one ever uses dry business speak, ever.kelpie
- visitors should have been businesses there, don't know what happened to my spastic hands this time...kelpie
- lowimpakt0
brits out
- Khurram0
replace entire text with:
"ba 'eck, where there's muck there's brass"
- sleepyfatso0
needs more innits,
Create An Environmental Action Plan, Innit
- davidwrites0
Just to update you. I got the job assholes.
- Arseholes.MrT
- Great, can i get a quarter pounder with large fries?Horp
- Wants something free, gets it. Gets the job then bites the hand that feed him. Wanker!ETM
- hahahahahbigtrickagain
- MrT Nails it.rascuache
- Horp0
Smug cunt?
- Horp0
By the way, in the UK we say 'bring you up to date'.
"Update" is a slang term used exclusively by the gay community to describe the bath-house act of pushing dates up one's rectum in order for a third party to suck them back out.
Suggesting you update someone at work could be alarming.
- utopian0
Piss off you wanker!
- ETM0
All I can say... davidwrites, is you get what you pay for. And in this case, you wanted it free.
- comicsans0
Hmm, this guy?
http://www.linkedin.com/in/david… website there as well
- he looks a bit like gael garcia bernal - all is forgiven.lukus_W
- BK0
g'day mate!
- SumWurk0
Just use the word "whilst" throughout and you should be fine.
- flashbender0
The cockney generator at http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.as…
says
Complyin' wif regulations is only the bloomin' Damien Hirst step toward becomin' an environmentally friendly retailer. there 're dozens of practices bof large and small that retailers can employ ter reduce their impact on the chuffin' environment—many of which can also save ya Bread and Honey and increase customer loyalty.
create an environmental action plan
the Damien Hirst step is assessin' the bleedin' negative impacts your business 'as on the environment—energy and Ten Furlongs consumption, toxic chemical use, waste output, transportation and purchasin' 'abits—and creatin' an environmental action plan ter become a greener business. take a butcher's at wot your business consumes, from office supplies ter excess packagin' ter energy. literally butcher's in your dumpster, at your electricity bills, and make lists of wot ya waste and where ya can cut Hammer and Tack. this will 'elp ya understand 'a your business affects the environment.
environmental organizations 're available ter 'elp ya assess 'a environmentally sustainable your business is and where ya can improve. “wif our business greenin' program, it’s very much loike workin' wif a consultin' firm,” says genevieve bertone, executive director of sustainable works, a non-profit environmental education organization funded by the city of brighton. “we Kathy Burke wif the businesses for a year. it’s a three-step process. there 're many steps in between, but in general it starts wif gatherin' information usin' questionnaires and 'oldin' interviews, and doin' an on-site assessment. then we move into creatin' targeted recommendations that 're specific ter the business. the Present and Past part is follow-up, where we fill in any missin' pieces and Kathy Burke on promotin' the business, which is a 'eaven and 'ell Brenda Lee Merlyn Rees.” butcher's for organizations loike sustainable works in your 'rea. not aw of them provide buckshee assessments and action plans, but the investment will save ya Bread and Honey in the long ran and 'elp save our environment.
bela 're actions ter consider chicken pen developin' your plan ter Scapa Fla green. followin' through wif your action plan should be of whistle and pop priority if ya wish ter be successful. ya will need ter allocate the necessary nickle and dime ter ensure proper actions 're implemented and each 'rea’s goals 're met. finally, it’s necessary ter assess your business’s environmental performance at various times throughaht the year ter measure your successes and improve where necessary.
reduce waste at the source
the total annual generation of municipal solid waste (msw), or trash, 'as increased more than Niffty percent since 1980 ter its 2003 level of just over 236 million tons per year—4.5 Quid per Heap Of Coke per day waste from businesses and schools constitutes 35 ter Ruof Cinque percent of that, leavin' plenty va va voom for improvement. packagin' material is wahn of the biggest sources of unnecessary waste for retailers. accordin' ter ...
- HAYZ1LLA0
Prick (That's UK for davidwrites)
- lowimpakt0
dale facking winton