cookings shows
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- bolus
never cared much for these really, but now I think I'm hooked.
from the tumblr I found this at:
"Simply Sara is a YouTube based cooking show featuring a morbidly obese housewife from the blue collar south who prepares unhealthy and unsophisticated food from the kinds of recipes one finds on the side of soup cans.
It’s all very grotesque and somehow voyeuristic. The whole affair is filmed with the clumsy and overzealous camerawork of a husband getting a devilish thrill by watching his wife do something naughty.
It really does feel like you’re watching a homemade sex tape. In a sense, you are.
They aren’t having sex on camera (thank god), but these cooking videos are most definitely an expression of two people making love in their own fetishistic way.
I think that’s why I like them so much, because they are so very real.
If these clips were the concocted work of an avant-garde filmmaker, they would win festival awards and be considered brilliant commentary on the gluttony of Ugly Americans.
But no. There’s no double meaning. There’s no symbolism. There’s not the slightest trace of irony in the elevator music or the random cutaways to the house cat.
It’s all real. It’s all just... Simply Sara."
- bolus0
cookings shows? how hard is it to spell cooking shows.
- chris_himself0
fondles raw chicken, proceeds to touch every remaining ingredient...
- Point50
this is just insane. you can hear her struggling to breathe while she talks.
- jay_jay0
she has more Chins than a Chinese phonebook
- tasty0
When someone is that big i just feel bad...gotta be a gland issue, if u eat yourself that large you have to be using food as a coping mechanism.
- lvl_130
i love cooking shows. and this sir, is no cooking show.
- fyoucher10
My wife and I watch Top Chef....food looks sooooo tasty. Gives my wife good ideas which translate into better dinners.
I like Hells Kitchen too. Gordon Ramsey rips new assholes every week.
- been recently watching hell's kitchen on hulu. at first annoying, it becomes highly entertaining.lvl_13
- JayCee0
Light the gravy candles! I'm going Hoggin!!!
- detritus0
I think I'm going to throw up.
- detritus0
This has to be the shittiest excuse for cooking I've ever seen.
- Redmond0
How can people that fat can keep feeding themselves? I mean, what do they do for a living? Can they even make it to work? She's strugling breathless just mixing some damn stuffing.
- detritus0
omg, she's a multi-spectral crime against food.
- macaroni, with sweetened condensed milk and a fucking jug of sugar.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.detritus - I watched this ... sweetened condensed milk and sugar and mayo?!?!!? she's the end result.Point5
- dude, wtf?section_014
- macaroni, with sweetened condensed milk and a fucking jug of sugar.
- Point50
I love how she tries to do the taste analysis at the end.
“It's sweet, but tangy at the end with from the vinegar ...”
bitch please, it's nasty.