Craigslist Gold-digger
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- era4O4
Her posting:
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
* Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
* What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings
* Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?
* Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really "plain jane" boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?
* Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
* How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLYPlease hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
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His Response:
Dear Pers-431649184:I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold--hence the rub: marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to 'buy you' (which is what you're asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know`
- fooler20
so my Ex girlfriend lives in NYC now
- baseline_shift0
Its sad how many women think this way.
and props to homeslice to tell her whats up.
- 7point340
articulate and beautiful aside, classy people rarely concern themselves with money and especially don't make salary a topic of conversation.
- invo0
heh, the response is perfect =)
- shinpo0
What a tard - (that is if it is in fact real)
Love the response - although from her post I doubt she would get it anyway.
- Meeklo0
- pic doesn't work! me wants to see the bitch!jimbojones
- It's Hogan's wife.rounce
- In the picture, not the OProunce
- is that really her?scarabin
- DrBombay0
I read about this like a year or two ago.
- aka timelineDrBombay
- yup, 2 years agoDRIFTMONKEY
- great! gimmie the QBN link to the original post.era4O4
- Meeklo0
Ok I guess it was not on craigslist or even real
http://www.facebook.com/topic.ph…
- vitamins0
Ah, another Sarah Jessica Parker Sex in the City wanna be whore
- Meeklo0
- spectacular?jimbojones
- I think it's spectacular that her nipples are rather prominent.Gucci
- grossscarabin
- she's looking a little down-syndromish. this is obviously not her as it said 'classy' not 'aussie'.airey
- invo0
Ok, this doesnt seem credible any more... A woman looking like that with the lack of insight to think that she looks "spectacularly beautiful" isnt smart enough to turn on a computer, let alone create a userprofile at craiglist...
- graphiknature0
That response was perfect. I wouldn't change a thing except tell her she isn't hot enough.
- formed0
that's an great response!
- FredMcWoozy0
LOL - Is this what the media has done to us.
What a great response.
- mirrorball0
all the best to her, she has ovaries for sure!
- cuke4260
funny response
- mydo0
he seems to have spent a long time on the response just to see if he can ask her on a date.
- Peter0
By 9.50pm, back at Heartland, two foreign men in suits have finally made a move. Haruna and Etsuko clutch new vodka tonics, but are sipping quickly: the suits worn by the men who bought the drinks don't fit right and the ties are domestic, they could even be polyester. The would-be wooers stumble on the question of what it is they actually do “in banking” and are quickly sized up as frauds, or possibly IT consultants.
- sofakingbanned0
Even if that post is fake theres so much truth in it.
Theres nothing new being said here, from day one women have had one goal in mind. Maybe on different levels, but its still the same goal.
- remind me not to take life lessons from this guy.airey
- I don't give advice to losers like you. no one can help you :)sofakingbanned
- OSFA0
My response:
Fuck you Candy!