seedless tomato
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- tasty
my grandma asked me how it was possible to grow seedless tomatoes without seed...I told her I had no idea and i'd find the information on the internet, or "intercom" as she calls it...
Well i cant find shit...any answers?
- TheBlueOne0
THE INTERCOM HAS ALL YOUR ANSWERS
- tasty0
so what this means is that they genetically engineer a plant that produces seedless fruit...so it is not possible to plant your own seedless tomato plant unless:
A) You buy an already grown "seedless" plant from the nursery
or
B) You play with the genetics of the plants you have to achieve a strain of seedless plants on your own?
- CALLES0
tell her to get it right
- Horp0
Its a clone of a non fertile plant. It doesn't produce seeds but it can be replicated through cuttings. Thing is though, each cutting will produce identical tomatoes, and eventually some kind of blight will overcome the cloned plant type and because it can't develop any natural defenses it will get wiped out.
Its the same with bananas. Every banana you eat is a clone of a source plant that produced an edible 'right' seeming banana. Every twenty years or so a new strain of banana ha to be sourced and cultivated for trade because they previous type has been iradicated by some kind of blight.
- tasty0
Horp, thanks for that seemingly scientific answer in layman's terms.
:)
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- tasty0
dMullins, please dont say this on the intercom.
- version30
They come from a hybrid seed that is genetically coded from two different varieties of tomatoes. It has taken several decades for the hybridizers to finally breed a seedless tomato. Burpee is marketing their first seedless tomato in their 2009 catalog.
Thanks for writing, and please write again if I can ever provide assistance.
- chuparosa0
I really don't like the idea of a GMO'ed seedless tomato. Big agriculture is frightening..... Spend a little extra and get a delicious heirloom tomato.....
- ********0
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- Milan0
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