Unholy Restroom Stench
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- scarabin
i went to wash my hands just now and found that someone had unleashed an ancient evil upon the bathroom. a vile effluvium, if you will.
what do you do in a situation like this?
breath through your mouth to avoid smelling it, or...
breath through your nose to avoid "tasting" it?
- brains0
Enjoy the fruits of everyone's bum labor, not just your own.
- harlequino0
These are great opportunities to break your previous record for how long you can hold your breath.
side note: will be saying "effluvium" for the rest of the day.
- doesnotexist0
gas mask.
- Madethis0
ehm.... don't wash your hands and come back in about half an hour.
seriously....
- ninjasavant0
Keep some purell at your desk.
- robotron3k0
someone must be eating meat...
- ninjasavant0
The problem then is that if anyone saw you come out of the bathroom then you became that other guy.
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Thats actually why I keep the purell at my desk.ninjasavant - ha, truescarabin
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- miesvan0
Farting
- BonSeff0
we had a 300lb dude like that in the last building, dubbed the destroyer of worlds.. dude unleashed the fury, it was brutal!
- jaylarson0
say "courtesy flush please"
- elee0
We had a guy at my old office who would literally bring a bag of McDonald's into the stall with him.
- scarabin0
my girl's dad's girlfriend came over to our place one day and ended up squeezing off a loaf in our bathroom. when i walked past i heard her praying, out loud. to god. while shitting.
true story.
- Machuse0
You can taste things when you breath through your mouth?
Maybe im missing something in life...inquiring people around me now
- scarabin0
well theoretically what you're smelling are tiny shiticles™ entering your nose, right?
what if they enter your mouth?
and isn't taste mostly scent anyway?
- version30
i believe it is a shiticule™
- Machuse0
From what i remember, you cant taste, if your not smelling - hold ur nose while you eat your next meal.... you wont taste anything.
But shiticules ™ are a different thing altogether.