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- era4O4
What do you do if you go drinking w/ a buddy and his friends and his fiancé and everyone leaves except him and his fiancé...and she's wasted and pissed that he's not giving her any attention, and he brings up his ex-girlfriend, who was a Rockette and a Broadway dancer, and she suddenly lifts up her shirt and says "Suck it" and refuses to put her tits away until someone "sucks on them"?
Fun, but awkward. But fun.
But awkward...
- era4O40
But fun.
- Frosty_spl0
A few years ago, my roomate, his girlfriend and I went to eat at a sportsbar. She was rubbing on my leg the whole time. =|
- it was your roomate.iCanHazQBN
- was it an S&M sportsbar?locustsloth
- I hate it when roo mates do that. I find wombats to be much more suave, takes the edge off.gramme
- wombats huh? wowiCanHazQBN
- ohh hahahaha gramme i just got that. you are so funny.iCanHazQBN
- MrDinky0
So how does a monitor fit in to all this?
- Ahahahahaaaa...era4O4
- Did you look like a theif on the train? Carrying a monitor on sat night?MrDinky
- It fit into my backpack, so I don't think so. It's right next to me now, working like a trooper. Thanks again, man. I owe ya, big time.era4O4
- Cool, its supposed to turn 90 degreesMrDinky
- I haven't tried it yet. :)era4O4
- Did you figure out how to unlock the screen base to it can be locked flat or standing up?MrDinky
- No? It's standing up on the desk now, but the stand tilts forward. is that wrong?era4O4
- era4O40
A few years back, i went to a party where my buddy and his girlfriend were supposed to show up. She showed up, he had to work late. She got plastered and started grinding on me and trying to make out. I said "You know what I find to be the sexiest thing a woman can offer?" She said "Hmmm...?"
"Devotion.".Unfortunately, after she stormed off she found my buddy. We stopped hanging out that day. Dunno what she said to him, but the friendship wasn't worth the clarification.
- I am not taking you out with my gf EVER.MrDinky
- Bwahahaa...I'm not the guilty party here. I'm a good boy.era4O4
- Sure sure. I bet you 'sucked it'MrDinky
- you, me and my fiancee need to hang out. i need some dirt on her and you might be the dirt my friend.airey
- Dink - Dude, I didn't...but I certainly did WANT to. Airey - name the place/time.era4O4
- Wait, what does she look like?era4O4
- LOL!!!akrokdesign
- "devotion"
you are a pervert. disgusting. i'd never take you out for drinks.. eeww..Coffeemaker - LOL. I don't REALLY think that...it was just to get her to stop touching my thingie in public.era4O4
- era4O40
No weirdness today from the friend. Whew...
- Coffeemaker0
Not fun.
- benfal990
so in real life what really happpend?
- WeLoveNoise0
was it awkward cos u didnt really know her or that her b/f was gona watch u suck em ?
- it was awkward cuz he said something like "g'head and stare, man. It's obvious she wants you to." wtf.era4O4
- capn_ron0
So you either made a really smart decision, or missed out on a great opportunity. I probably would have done what you did and held back, but you'll never know.
- WeLoveNoise0
bet u ended sucking off the b/f's titties didnt u ?
- brandelec0
were they nice?
- era4O40
Well, we've all got friends with hot wives/fiancés/girls that we've been fantasizing about for a long time, but never really get to see more. So when I DID, it was a weird reaction. I thought they were much nicer than they probably were because it felt like I was entering a forbidden zone...the one only present in contrived skinamax movies. At the same time, though, I was let down because no pair is as amazing as a year's worth of fantasies...y'know?