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  • era4O40

    A few years back, i went to a party where my buddy and his girlfriend were supposed to show up. She showed up, he had to work late. She got plastered and started grinding on me and trying to make out. I said "You know what I find to be the sexiest thing a woman can offer?" She said "Hmmm...?"
    "Devotion.".

    Unfortunately, after she stormed off she found my buddy. We stopped hanging out that day. Dunno what she said to him, but the friendship wasn't worth the clarification.

    • I am not taking you out with my gf EVER.MrDinky
    • Bwahahaa...I'm not the guilty party here. I'm a good boy.era4O4
    • Sure sure. I bet you 'sucked it'MrDinky
    • you, me and my fiancee need to hang out. i need some dirt on her and you might be the dirt my friend.airey
    • Dink - Dude, I didn't...but I certainly did WANT to. Airey - name the place/time.era4O4
    • Wait, what does she look like?era4O4
    • LOL!!!akrokdesign
    • "devotion"
      you are a pervert. disgusting. i'd never take you out for drinks.. eeww..
      Coffeemaker
    • LOL. I don't REALLY think that...it was just to get her to stop touching my thingie in public.era4O4

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