summarize movies in one sentence
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- Pupsipu0
The Matrix: One guy learns to dodge bullets and become superman to make people live a sucky life underground.
- domacle0
Juno: teenage slut gets pregnant resulting in an extremely overrated movie
- monNom0
gigli: two a-list celebrities will never work in this town again
- lvl_130
american psycho-huey lewis, business cards and blood, bitch.
- evil10
Happiness: Philip Seymour Hoffman jerks it while on the phone and some other fucked up stuff happens.
- lvl_130
primer-we created a time travel machine movie for $7000 that no one understands, but everyone loves.
- Point50
Aliens vs. Predator - shit the bed.
- autoflavour0
star wars - muppets and classical music together at last
- autoflavour0
top gun - scientology at mach 2
- bolus0
hangover - four guys have a bachelor party in Vegas resulting in a painfully unfunny and extremely overrated movie involving Mike Tyson's tiger and ugly ass face
- so i take it you didnt like it?autoflavour
- afraid not. maybe I was expecting too much...bolus
- bolus0
The big lebowski - The dude abides
- ian0
Anything by Michael bay = pil of cunt
- ian0
Twilight - for people that think high school musical is edgy.
- honest0
Helvetica - it's not arial
- Gifto0
The Sixth Sense — Bruce Willis is a ghost, the wee boy is a cunt.
- GeorgesII0
south park the movie: prrroooooootttffffffffffff
- rzrffglyr0
Bruno: just under 2 hours of awkward feelings.