The Gym
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- Gucci
What kind of characters do you have at your gym?
I went to a new one yesterday and there, the Italian version of E. Honda was spotting people and literally screaming in their face "Baby BOOOOY! Come on baby BOOOOOOOOOY".
Another woman had so much makeup on it looked like she put it on with a shotgun.
- juhls0
2) The kona
- boobs0
Old tennis playing housewives.
- baseline_shift0
i like the chubby, middle aged dudes with the expensive workout gear and the bars and the shakes that barely even break a sweat. They just stand around lookin cool and leaning on machines.
- 7point340
the middle aged fat women, with the make up, perfume and the freshly done press-on nails that walk at a snail's pace on the treadmill never ever breaking a sweat but rather taking up valuable space and oxygen
- e-pill0
there is this chick i think she is part owner, she has the best insane body ever, but her face looks likes bricks and rocks!!!!
- mydo0
chinese women that walk slowly for 20 mins on the treadmill then get a taxi home
- Are they hot?TheBlueOne
- nah, there is some hot ones though. i love how gyms are always covered in mirrorsmydo
- ceiling_cat0
saw a lady with 8 inch, yes 8 inch heels, very short shorts, and a wide butt
- haaii. intrestrin buh how comez u not towk lik diz?rzrffglyr
- oh haii! i towk like that only sumtimzes wen i feelz gudceiling_cat
- haharzrffglyr
- PIITB0
I had a membership to NYSC and every time i walked into the locker room all I saw was cock everywhere. It was fucking disturbing, and 90% of the time some old dude who has body hair everywhere would bend over so you can say hi to his brown eye and trouser snake all at the same time.
I swear every time i walked out of the locker room I wanted to vomit, gives me the fucking chills just thinking about it now.
- homophobe.7point34
- and thats how PIITB got his nick namedrgss
- It's a locker room. At a gym. What were you expecting?TheBlueOne
- Yeah, at my gym the guys who seem to like walking around naked are the ones with the worst bodies.Josev
- CALLES0
you know that kona is going to come out of the darkness to say something. cuz the word gym in on the thread
- kirshar120
Back in college, there was an older guy that worked out at the campus gym who was a spitting image of Johnny Bravo (the cartoon), only with dark hair, he always had on his Rex-Kwon-Do workout pants and on every single exercise he did, he would yell loud enough to bring the entire gym to a halt.....
- back in '82 i could have taken state. no doubt in my mind.7point34
- ceiling_cat0
i dun likez it wen peepl tryz to tauk teh me wen i haz no pantz ohn
- ahahahahaa.... just made me spit out teanicole_marie
- are u the real ceiling catrzrffglyr
- lolz, I amzceiling_cat
- sweeeetrzrffglyr
- CyBrain0
Old Orthodox Jewish women who are regulars and loooove to talk talk talk.
- kirshar120
the young country lad who, after two rounds on the bench press, is convinced that he needs the 'roids to get stronger and proceeds to ask all the "in shape" looking guys around the gym where he can acquire such wonderment..........
or is that just at my gym?
- jay_jay0
I saw the funniest dude a few weeks back, he looked a bit odd to begin anyway but then he started doing some mad shapes, like his own style yoga or sum shit, funny as, wish I had it recorded to show u now. He was doing this in the free weights room, totally distracting, but made me smile.
- ceiling_cat0
I like to pole vault over the chin up bars
- MSTRPLN0
That fat guy on the treadmill who does not believe in the wonderment of deodorant.
- jimzyk0
The fat guy on the treadmill with his pants slowly slipping down.