Dog Poop
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- grunttt0
impregnate his daughter
- Meeklo0
Wait till the mailman comes to his house, then go and urinate all over his mailbox
- grunttt0
force him to listen to Phish
- CALLES0
do what a sensible intelligent adult would do:
1)drive yourself to wendy's
2)buy the wendy's chilli and a frosty
3)eat it
5)wait for about 10 to 13 minutes
6)when you start bubbling up go to that motherfuckers lawn
7)pull down your pants
8)squad
9)give him hell while screaming "how do you like that motherfucker!!!"
- grunttt0
Before it hardens go scoop that poop up in a small zip lock bag - HURRY GO NOW.
Ok. For the next few days or weeks follow this man from a distance, making note of his day to day activities. His comings. His goings. His habits. His patterns.
Once you feel like you pretty much know how this guy operates you'll need to bring in a close friend for help - let's call this friend John. Explain to John this guy's routine and figure out a way for the 2 to meet - for example if this guy goes to lunch at Quizno's every tuesday, John needs to go to Quizno's every tuesday for 2-3 weeks, until they recognize each other and can strike up a conversation. THEN on say the 4th or 5th week YOU go with John to Quizno's - John, having met the guy previously, will say hello and introduce to 2 of you... at which point you shake hands... with a pre-loaded handful of his dog's poop. He'll be horrified and speechless at which point you'll open hand slap him (with your shitty hand) and say "That's your dogs poop from June 16th 2009 motherfucker."
- and this my friends... is exactly why i dont fuck with gingersCALLES
- Corvo20
You take a picture of it everyday and make an art blog.
Wait, that was probably done already.
- adamm0
smash his mailbox with a bat
TeePee his house
Fork his yard
Kill the dog
- moth0
Anti-freeze. Dogs and cats love it and will drink it right down.
- CALLES0
why do you for the yard for... whats the purpose?
- CALLES0
donuts in yard
- sputnik20
tell him that the next time his dog craps in your yard, you're crapping in his.
- chris_himself0
i don't think i could have watched this without saying something right then.
- randommail0
Tell him about it. Ask him to make sure it never happens again. He'll likely apologize and promise to curb his dog.
If he doesn't apologize. THEN it's war! In an orderly fashion, commence all of the QBNers recommendations.
- zerocool0
Go pick it up and put it on his front step.
- CALLES0
to bad zerocool wasn't there... he would have tackled the guy... becomed the hero and then would have gotten a drunken call from fooler2 =(