Dog Poop
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- grunttt0
Before it hardens go scoop that poop up in a small zip lock bag - HURRY GO NOW.
Ok. For the next few days or weeks follow this man from a distance, making note of his day to day activities. His comings. His goings. His habits. His patterns.
Once you feel like you pretty much know how this guy operates you'll need to bring in a close friend for help - let's call this friend John. Explain to John this guy's routine and figure out a way for the 2 to meet - for example if this guy goes to lunch at Quizno's every tuesday, John needs to go to Quizno's every tuesday for 2-3 weeks, until they recognize each other and can strike up a conversation. THEN on say the 4th or 5th week YOU go with John to Quizno's - John, having met the guy previously, will say hello and introduce to 2 of you... at which point you shake hands... with a pre-loaded handful of his dog's poop. He'll be horrified and speechless at which point you'll open hand slap him (with your shitty hand) and say "That's your dogs poop from June 16th 2009 motherfucker."
- and this my friends... is exactly why i dont fuck with gingersCALLES