Dog Poop
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- fooler2
I'm working from home today and just witnessed a neighbor letting his little Milhouse dog take a crap in my front lawn. I'm kind of pissed, what should I do?
- mudchicken0
You should log into qbn and ask design nerds what to do
- monospaced0
If you really want to get back at him, design his logo.
- epikore0
what color is it?
- CALLES0
paper bag... fling it back
- epikore0
mold it into something like clay
- PIITB0
walk over to his lawn with your newspaper and pop a squat.
- CALLES0
step on it and start stomping all over his drive way... that would be a sight to see
- fooler20
im thinking i should find out where he lives and let my 80lb dog take a crap on his lawn.
- designbot0
I wouldn't make a big deal about it. If it keeps happening talk to him about it next time you see him.
- blaw0
The ideal response would have been to head out as they walked away and asked, "are you coming back or should I clean this up?"
If they have any sense of self-worth they'll say they are coming back; if not they aren't the type of people you really want to deal with and now you know.
- grunttt0
fume about it but do nothing. something else that sucks will happen soon enough and you'll forget all about it.
- Meeklo0
Quick!
Find these items in your house:
-Sticky Note
-Black Sharpie
-Plastic/ Paper Bag1) With the bag in your hand, pick up the turd (you will have to do this eventually).
2) Follow him, wait till he goes inside his house.
3) Write on the sticky note with the marker " You forgot this" and stick it to the bag
4) Leave the bag on his door and walk away.- or "I believe this belongs to your dog"Meeklo
- You've got to light the bag on fire though. That's crucial.monospaced
- BattleAxe0
sleep with his wife
- blaw0
This type of behavior is, by the way, the universal sign of the asshole.
- fooler20
I'm trying not to get to pissed, god knows I've been without a poop bag before but the guy kind of looked around to see if anyone was looking then walked off. Maybe he thinks because his dog is the size of a cat he doesn't have to pick up after it? Maybe when he sees my dogs turd is the size of his entire dog he'll start wanting to pick it up.
- grunttt0
oh he looked around first?
Kill him - with his dog.
- PonyBoy0
where the hell is kona?... he'd know exactly what to do