Client FIRED!!!!
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- chimpy
I fired a client today. I rid myself of her because:
a) She complained because "There's too much text!". She supplied the text.
b) After spending 2 hrs searching for stock photos at her request she announces that her budget for photography is $10 TOTAL.
c) After spending a hour explaining every frickin detail of web design to her she says "I don't understand your attitude"
e) Even though the project includes a complete corporate rebrand she was dead set against purchasing any font under any cirumstances. "You mean I have to BUY fonts?"
e) She redesigned everything herself using Excel
f) She said "Can't you make it look better?"
- ********0
d) ... -->
- identity0
good on you
- zenmasterfoo0
can I have her number please?
- Gucci0
good on you if you can afford to rid yourself of douchebaggery.
thumbs up, mate.
- monospaced0
Did you get paid?
- fuck the pay! he has his pride! that's priceless... good for you chimpy! (clapping)kojikabuto
- GeorgesII0
I envy you
- ukit0
- Milan0
should have done it sooner
- doesnotexist0
hahaha
- zenmasterfoo0
love your stuff chimpy.
- bruises0
i feel you -- did she ever ask you to make it more 'edgy'?
- Kiino0
$10 photography budget...did she say don't spend it all in one place?
- OSFA0
now take her to a bar, have a drink, and fuck her.
- ********0
is she cute?
- TheBlueOne0
"You mean I have to BUY fonts?"
Yes, this one is called "Arial" and it will now cost you $20.
- CALLES0
G) she is fat
- Seanbot0
People like that are the worst. They don't even deserve design in the first place.
- JayCee0
She should enjoy Steve.
- MSTRPLN0
Post her excel layout website
- oh please do..zenmasterfoo
- *seconds this ideaTheBlueOne
- Yeah, let's see the excel design.
Starwell99 - im on the wagon here tooredrum
- Bring it already!doctor
- Please!kojikabuto