girlfriend / freelance
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- dskz0
Get her a bottle. Make her drink. Maybe have a glass yourself.
- _salisae_0
have you considered renting a desk somewhere?
- or renting a comfortable cage to put her in for hours at a time?_salisae_
- but she just came from the cage...i mean, work. lol.akrokdesign
- or rent-a-awhore...babaganush
- Pupsipu0
make her do everything and you moan and criticize
- braaad0
Women can get like that. Men? Maybe I dunno, never dated one. She's gotta bring whatever she does over to your place, so she has something to do too. Dang dude, this is easy stuff- figure it out before you even think about getting married...sorry gotta go- my wife's calling me.
- akrokdesign0
are you with Debbie Downer? lol.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280/…
- MondoMorphic0
Yeah, I've been there...it seems like some women just don't understand where money comes from. Braaad's advice is good though. There are ways in which she SHOULD be able to be productive while you're being productive. For example, she could bring some work to do herself, a good book, cook dinner for the two of you (for when you're done working), fold laundry, pay bills, write the great American novel...something.
My EX girlfriend used to keep me from getting anything done. I repeat, my EX girlfriend. ;)
- MondoMorphic0
Well, if you guys live in different cities, I can see how she might want/expect your undevided attention when she is in town. That's a bit of a pickle, and one of the many complications of a long distance relationship.
- uberdesigner0
count the number of times the word "bitch" is used in this thread and there's your answer
- version30
i have the same situation but not the same problem. I'm sure you could easily spend more "her" time when the two of you are just chillin so she will respect you when you need to get things done
- cannonball0
How about - don't invite her over when you're working.
- WeLoveNoise0
and how long were u with her mondomorphic ?
think its gets a little harder the longer youve been together. saying that, i dont wana get rid - just seems sometimes people think its just click click click and then done for the day.- thats my dream jobhitsuji
- they do that at mcdonalds :)WeLoveNoise
- uberdesigner0
get a girlfriend who isn't a pain in the ass
- version30
or be so much of an ass you never get a girl and just end up digging through your sisters porn
- You like the Diet Coke Guy?Nairn
- ?version3
- http://www.qbn.com/t…version3
- janne760
if she's a pain in the ass, are you absolutely sure she is indeed a 'she'?
- pascii0
after an orgasm, there's no chance for design
- cannonball0
You say "Look, moron. This is how I make money (pullout wallet to show what money is) so I can take YOU out to dinner and do things that make you laugh. When no workey at computer, no fun fun time with girlfriend, see?"
- and later you'll say"Suck my dick moron". Let me know what happens nextversion3
- It worked!cannonball
- hahahahaversion3
- pyramd0
Sex / Money to keep her happy for sex
- digdre0
trow her out