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- mg330
Omg!!!! Let me tell you something, I don't normally lay in bed at 7am and laugh my ass off, but that first email is funny as shit!!!!
- toe_knee0
sorry. I dont come here as much any more. My bad :)
- airey0
worth a read:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/…
- BuddhaHat0
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and he was
beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming
shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to
the men's tee!!"Our man was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious
to the interruption. Again the announcement:"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the
men's tee."Our golfer simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating,
when once more the man yelled:"Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee,
PLEASE!"Finally our focused golfer stopped. He turned, looked
through the clubhouse window directly at the person with
the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in the club-
house kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second
stroke?"
- JOSF0
Girls that have said no #8
Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On wether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.
- Horp0
Hi Tim, Just to start off and say everybody my end really loves the general approach, which is great. We think this is going to be amazing. Just one comment ... based on the rough, the only concern is that it looks a bit young and a bit too fantasy. It may be that when its finished with more adult arms this will be dealt with. Would you be able to address this?
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Sure, I can make the arms a bit more adult/adolescent and I can tone down the fantasy aspect of the finishing.-
Also we were thinking maybe we could have a couple embracing, rather than just the arms holding hands, it would make it clear that it was adult/more passionate. Or maybe the colours can be changed to make it feel more adult?"-
Oh okay, so... are you saying that the colours aren't quite right? Its not a problem to change them but personally I think the colour palette is right for this. As for the two hands element I can change it for a couple embracing but that's obviously a totally different image so I'd need to know for sure now before I start illustrating one or the other... could you confirm which you want?-
I meant to say as well, we're not sure the leaves are the best framing element - though we don't have an alternative suggestion in mind.-
Okay... so the general style of presentation is wrong, the colouration is wrong, the 'holding hands' element is wrong and the leaves element is wrong. That's quite a lot of stuff wrong now. Can I just check that you are happy with the typography and the cityscape...-
We think the typography could be more interesting-
Oh right. So its just the cityscape that's okay then?-
Sorry this all sounds so negative...I really do think it'll be wonderful-
Yes, it will be wonderful, especially with that cityscape and all.-
To be honest, at the moment the cityscape is a little too busy and not quite magical enough, but I'm sure that can be resolved.-
But that means that nothing is right at all now except the actual format!-
With regard to the format, there has been a format change.This is the edited highlights of an email exchange between me and a book publisher last year.
- fodcj0
Man picks up a Chinese girl at a discoand takes her home to his place.
She says "Me so horny, me do anythin for you!"
He says "How about a 69?"
She says "You fuck off, me no cookin Duck wiv Noodles in Black Bean Sauce at this time of night!"
- JOSF0
- version30
hadn't read this one...
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
