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  • BuddhaHat0

    It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and he was
    beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming
    shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:

    "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to
    the men's tee!!"

    Our man was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious
    to the interruption. Again the announcement:

    "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the
    men's tee."

    Our golfer simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating,
    when once more the man yelled:

    "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee,
    PLEASE!"

    Finally our focused golfer stopped. He turned, looked
    through the clubhouse window directly at the person with
    the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in the club-
    house kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second
    stroke?"

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