how to beat the drug test
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- shitehawke0
Well I watched that film with Christian bale, Harsh Times. He takes a urine test and before it he drinks a bottle of vinegar then injects clean piss up his winkle and holds it in till he does the test.
I am positive it works, as why would hollywood lie to me?
- Hang on, in hindsight i remember it didn't actually work and he still tested positive. Still could be worth a shot, eh?shitehawke
- Then he gets caugh clenching his ass cheeks to pass the polygraph and ends up getting shot in the robbery.ornj
- Aa770
it seems like not many people have given you a real answer, so if you are still looking for something, try this:
http://www.gnc.com/product/index…I know someone who was in the same boat as you, and it worked for him. It's best if you stop smoking at least a few days before your test.
- plash0
if you fail; is it just used as a insurance liability or does the hiring company have a obligation to prosecute?
- EKUL0
GANJA 4 BREAKFAST!
- uan0
use the internet:
wired has a how to cheat on a drug test article:
http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Chea…
- jsabet0
Try to sleep through your problem.
- mikotondria30
It's a fucking liberty wanting to test you to see if you have done something illegal.
Why don't they want to come round to your house and look for stolen property, or follow you to see if you break any traffic laws, or audit your taxes ?
There are far worse things than smoking weed that they seem unconcerned with, so it's not an issue of character or criminality is it ?
Also what if you have recently spent a week in Amsterdam, legally getting baked off your nut all day everyday ? Come back and take a test - fail, get fired, for never breaking any laws anywhere ?
It's a fucking liberty - I've never taken a drug test and I never will. Refuse to take it.
Tell them if they don't believe your answer about your criminal tendencies, then you don't want to work for them - and, and and - here's the really cool part - actually fucking mean it.