Carbonated Milk
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- Jnr_Madison0
Cat Contact lenses
- dbloc0
piss cars
- that's every car with a two year old passenger.********
- or just Jnr********
- that's every car with a two year old passenger.
- chossy0
I would drink carbonated milk only after I have had a mans turgid whallice in my mouth, which means once every ten years yo!.
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Turd laminator.
For people who need to shit but can't take time out of a busy schedule. You let it go into a pre-inserted pipe that is lined with laminate, then when you've laid the full measure fo your wrath, you hit the button, laminate it... thereby sealing in the odour... and eject it down your trouser leg.
Laminate could be pre-printed with amusing decals. A sleepy hedgehog, a cuban cigar band, a novelty dog turd, an italian dry cure sausage.
This could be big.
- Mythbusters did a whole episode on it.TheBlueOne
- a sleepy hedgehog. fuckin goldlambsy
- dbloc0
google should offer email
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- Meeklo0
if you are interested to know how it would taste, go to your neighborhood asian market, chances are they have it there
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Trousershoes.
The all in one, tit-to-toe fashion sensation.
- dbloc0
- I said TIT TO TOE.
YOU LOSE BUSTER.
TAKE A HIKE!
* High fives self.********
- I said TIT TO TOE.
- Jnr_Madison0
I think I have proven my point.
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Mouth clips with bluetooth operated retractor cords. The cords fasten to special earrings and wind in when you hit the remote control switch.
For use at open cask funerals.
- I'm done, over it, the winner.Jnr_Madison
- For that special "He's happier now he's in a better place" moment********
