Carbonated Milk
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I've been thinking about this for a while now. Would you try a carbonated milk beverage?
Maybe with the right branding and packaging you would be prepared to try it. I can tell you its delicious, I have been doing various tests and have found the right 'size' of carbonation. It has to be more robust than standard carbonation to break up the mucousoids. But the carbonation adds a saltiness to the essentially sweet taste of natural milk.
I just need a name before I can create packaging and then I'm going to punch Coca Cola on the nose.
- Jnr_Madison0
Y'know what's nice, coke and milk, 50/50 seriously, try it.
- Fuck off man, I'm on a product launch here, don't be peddling alternatives.********
- I am sorry, hire me and I will join the good fight.Jnr_Madison
- Can I get back to you tomorrow please?********
- nah, fuck it.Jnr_Madison
- jnr speaks the truth. coke and milk is good********
- I drank it a lot as a kid.Jnr_Madison
- Fuck off man, I'm on a product launch here, don't be peddling alternatives.
- TheBlueOne0
um, good luck with that...
- sikma0
wow - a quick google of that brings up a lot of hits....
but there all chumps who have no idea of the true power of milk and bubbles!
- ********0
wouldnt it foam like crazy
- designbot0
Milky Bublé
- scarabin_net0
no, it's retarded. and 5,240 other people already thought of it
http://www.google.com/search?q=&…
http://everything2.com/title/car…
http://media.www.marshallparthen…
http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chro…and a webcomic named after it
http://www.darshmclarsh.com/
- TheBlueOne0
Japanese have been doing it for quite a while now you know...
- Been around since 1919....TheBlueOne
- ..you can buy it in stores here.TheBlueOne
- scarabin_net0
i can't see how people would drink even regular milk.
why would you drink a liquid that dribbles out of a bloated, veiny pus-bag connected to the filthy underside of some stinking cow?
- because its carbonated?********
- because i cant eat my froot loops with water.********
- LOL Drgss********
- soy or rice milk is much cleaner!scarabin_net
- the impurities and contaminations build up the immune system. i havent been sick for five years.********
- You have heard of pasteurisation, right scarabin? Think of all that muddy mud that soy grows in.....********
- because its carbonated?
- scarabin_net0
i mean look at that shit above, it's not even white
the shit is fucking yellow
- bananas are yellow. who said milk had to be pure white in the first place?********
- i didscarabin_net
- it's a bad photo, relax sallylambsy
- bananas are yellow. who said milk had to be pure white in the first place?
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- TheBlueOne0
Here's an ad for it:
- Jnr_Madison0
There hasn't been an original idea in over 10 years.
- ********0
^ Oh yeah?
Oh yeah? well how about this...
Colour shifting contact lenses for cats.
- ********0
Cars made out of hair.
I bet you nobody in the last 90 years has thought of that.
- you don't mean the famous, short back and sides hummer?Jnr_Madison
- leave your mum out of thislambsy
- ********0
How about paper with a reservoir of wet pigment bonded between two outer sheets, so you can even write on it when your pen runs out.
Google that for patent applications motherfuckers.
- typing "wet pigment" and "Between two outer sheets" got me awful aroused, which was unexpected.********
- 3 times as much waste, awesome!scarabin_net
- typing "wet pigment" and "Between two outer sheets" got me awful aroused, which was unexpected.
- dbloc0
carbonated piss. I hear it's good for you.
- ********0
Hair Car
- ********0
Everyone puts ear muffs on in winter to keep the lugs warm... but who ever thought about little refridgerators for when its hot?
Ear chuffs... for when its hot.
Let me know when you're ready to retract your ridiculous claim about original ideas.
- TheBlueOne0
Car speedometers for blind people.