Carbonated Milk

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    Turd laminator.

    For people who need to shit but can't take time out of a busy schedule. You let it go into a pre-inserted pipe that is lined with laminate, then when you've laid the full measure fo your wrath, you hit the button, laminate it... thereby sealing in the odour... and eject it down your trouser leg.

    Laminate could be pre-printed with amusing decals. A sleepy hedgehog, a cuban cigar band, a novelty dog turd, an italian dry cure sausage.

    This could be big.

    • Mythbusters did a whole episode on it.TheBlueOne
    • a sleepy hedgehog. fuckin goldlambsy

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