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- fooler2
no, not like A-Rod but like Jack LaLanne.
I know a bunch of you survive on a diet of Mt. Dew and Cheetos but has anyone tried a juice cleanse diet? I'm enjoying an apple, carrot & ginger juice right now and it's surprisingly delicious.
- JackRyan0
I once got into a one-arm push-up contest with Jack LaLanne. We were at a house party party in Fontana together, he kept saying, "Listen, I'm the REAL Jack here...Jack." So I challenged him to a one-arm push-up contest. The old man nearly had a heart attack.
- fooler20
no, but I've been weening myself of real coke to coke zero
- Meeklo0
carrot and ginger juice?
I think you spelled portland wrong on your profile, the correct spelling is Los Angeles
- mayo0
I don't juice, I blend. That way I get all the fiber instead of throwing it out. Almost every day for lunch, I have about a liter of blended veggies and fruits with a little bit of protein on the side.
- ninjasavant0
I love apple carrot ginger, also good without the ginger. carrot orange is also a fav.
- TheBlueOne0
I recall back in the day I used to take a martial arts class with this fellow who was all into this "cleansing" nonsense. One day he starts saying how marvelous he feels on some whack diet of maple syrup and lemons. He went on for ten minutes saying "You know, it's the perfect thing for the human body, we evolved from hunter gatherer's on these foods, it's natural..."
So I asked him, in all of mankind's glorious hunter-gatherer past where the fuck a maple tree grew next to a lemon tree.
He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and walked away.
- SteveJobs0
100% juicer
lime juice from freshly crushed limes, cane sugar, and cachaca...
- mayo0
For the record, I don't do it for the "cleansing" aspect. I do it because I know I don't eat enough veggies (even though I like them). It helps me feel less guilty if I eat a bad dinner. Oh, and because after having my gallbladder out, I need to take in more fiber.
- fooler20
any other good recipes for juices?
That maple & lemon one is for extreme weight loss only I've heard.
- uberdesigner0
the one things that sticks with me from the movie Crumb is his brother's habit of flossing his body with a rope.
- Llantera0
thought you were talking about hydros..
- harlequino0
Jesus, you guys and your cleansing juju. Seriously, cleanse you of what? Toxins? Make a list of the toxins you think are in you. C'mon, name five.
- Meeklo0
- I prefer the juice...OF other juices.
I'm fuckin hardcore.harlequino - HAHAHAHAHAHA *snort7point34
- I prefer the juice...OF other juices.
- sikma0
I think "cleanses" may just be the most brilliant scam ever. I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it first.
- mayo0
Craig, what's your email?
- Rand0
I can smell the booze oozing from my pores