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  • TheBlueOne0

    I recall back in the day I used to take a martial arts class with this fellow who was all into this "cleansing" nonsense. One day he starts saying how marvelous he feels on some whack diet of maple syrup and lemons. He went on for ten minutes saying "You know, it's the perfect thing for the human body, we evolved from hunter gatherer's on these foods, it's natural..."

    So I asked him, in all of mankind's glorious hunter-gatherer past where the fuck a maple tree grew next to a lemon tree.

    He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and walked away.

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