abuse strangers

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  • doesnotexist0

    Jesus: *kills*

  • doesnotexist0

    Odysseus: *wave
    hello: i thought you were dead.
    Odysseus: nope I'm immortal
    hello: oh
    hello: sucks for you
    Odysseus: I thought you were just a word
    hello: shut up
    hello: that wasnt nice
    Odysseus: you're the one being a cunt
    Odysseus: CUNT
    hello: :-(
    Odysseus: sorry
    Odysseus: I didn't mean that
    hello: jerkface penisbutt
    Odysseus: noooOOOo ooo not the penisbutt
    hello: YES
    hello: BAHAHA

  • benfal990

    BB2: floob?
    BB2: whats a floob?
    floob: yes
    floob: dunno
    floob: just a word
    BB2: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL YOURSELF FLOOB THEN????????
    floob: why did you call yourself bb2 you fucktard
    BB2: BIG BUTT TOO MOFO!
    floob: how original
    BB2: hell yeah!
    floob: its two not too
    BB2: *burp
    floob: niiiice
    floob: *fart
    floob: have it
    BB2: *puke
    floob: you discust me
    * chat ended *

  • benfal990

    ok thats it. It bored me from now on. Bye.

  • benfal990

    last one :

    BB2: QBN?
    underage: hey
    BB2: QBN?
    underage: huh
    underage: wats QBN
    BB2: ... you know... the special code?
    underage: no
    underage: screw this i'm going on 4chan
    * chat ended *

    • so YOURE BB2.
      ********
    • so you're underage
      benfal99
    • no
      ********
  • JayCee0

    Who the fuck is LOL Cats?

    Fouty: if you can read my mind raise my hand
    Lolcats: I'm raising it
    Fouty: see ya back at qbn
    Lolcats: :toppa: and a hello to you
    Lolcats: i'll see you there.
    Fouty: who is this?
    Lolcats: sexual thoughts towards children? want to talk about it?
    Lolcats: :P
    Fouty: if i could read your mind i would punch yourself in the face... but yeah
    Lolcats: *you're
    Fouty: fancy me a small lad from time to time
    Lolcats: who doesn't
    Fouty: I'll tell you who doesn't.
    Lolcats: why punching me in the face anyway?
    Lolcats: it seems unreasonable.
    Fouty: get fucked

  • acescence0

    Chatting with DICK
    Lost connection with DICK

  • tasty0

    lvl5_elf: battle royal?
    Lolcats: i'm a level 7 druid
    lvl5_elf: druids are old
    lvl5_elf: ::draws sword::
    Lolcats: but wise
    Lolcats: :gets some potionL
    lvl5_elf: puts down pencil in anticipation of what you will draw
    Lolcats: :stirs pot of potion:
    Lolcats: :adds bayleaf:
    lvl5_elf: bobs for bayleaf
    lvl5_elf: bayleaf retrieved
    Lolcats: :pushes elf's head into potion:
    Lolcats: you're scalded!
    Lolcats: :dances around:
    lvl5_elf: it was a testiment of your faith for the king. you are downgraded to fairy
    Lolcats: :masturbates:
    lvl5_elf: awaits wang potion
    lvl5_elf: :sleeps::

  • JackRyan0

    Spicoli: Hello?
    Spicoli: Hey bud, lets party!
    Spicoli: LOL
    nicechat: no :-(

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    What
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    With
    You
    Fuckers.

  • janne760

    not read everything here yet.

    but has anyone mentioned wizard hat and cloak already?

  • mikotondria30

    rally: u like rally?
    t01l3t: HELLO RALLY!
    t01l3t: RALLY GO, RALLY HARD
    rally: u like rally?
    t01l3t: rally show, pic rally. rally go.
    rally: rally rally
    rally: race rally
    t01l3t: like! like!
    t01l3t: 3
    rally: good good
    t01l3t: 2
    t01l3t: 1
    t01l3t: ..
    rally: eh
    t01l3t: rally rally !
    rally: eh
    rally: rally rally
    t01l3t: I won !
    rally: yay
    t01l3t: rally rubbish rubbish
    rally: no no
    t01l3t: t01l3t ! t01l3t !
    rally: bye

  • Nairn0

    Strangely, I find it really hard to be abusive on those kind of things.

  • JackRyan0

    I've been talking to this person for like 30 minutes...

    • mee too! coincidence?lvl_13
    • Ink?JackRyan
    • Was that you Nathan? Hahahahaha...JackRyan
    • nah, it wasn't hahaha, but that would have been damn funny!lvl_13
  • JackRyan0

    Ink: 4chan?
    Spicoli: Hey buddy!
    Ink: Smogon?
    Spicoli: Yeah...4Chan! w00t!
    Ink: 4channers say what what
    Spicoli: Im old school
    Ink: No really 4chan?
    Ink: /b?
    Spicoli: Dont give me that shit.
    Ink: As in?
    Ink: I feel a terminate coming on
    Spicoli: I dont know...
    Ink: Here's the thing, if your from 4chan
    Ink: there's a good chance you won't admit it
    Spicoli: What does it matter anyways?
    Ink: Well, there are three people using this site
    Ink: 4channers
    Ink: smogoners
    Ink: And the type of people who don't know either.
    Spicoli: Your point being?
    Ink: *three types of people
    Ink: my point is your one of those three
    Ink: And I don't know if your 1 or 3
    Spicoli: Whats the point of you knowing?
    Ink: The point of me knowing is to dick around and find someone there and say
    Ink: "OH YEAH SMOGON"
    Ink: it's pointless really.
    Ink: I'm just having fun, and finding out why someone is here
    Ink: is the first thought that comes to me.
    Ink: This chat
    Ink: is suprisingly long
    Spicoli: Well, saying, "OH YEAH SMOGON," well thats something pretty cool to say.
    Ink: I feel like it may stop pretty soon.
    Ink: I feel like you're number 3
    Spicoli: Fantastic
    Spicoli: Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
    Ink: It doesn't
    Ink: I'm having fun.
    Ink: It's nothing to do with identity
    Ink: It has everything to do with free time.
    Spicoli: You have a lot of free time?
    Ink: Yes.
    Ink: Terminate is coming
    Ink: closer and closer
    Spicoli: I feel it hanging over my head like a cloud of impending doom.
    Ink: You feel your mouse
    Ink: slide down to the button
    Spicoli: Why havent I terminated you yet?
    Ink: and before I can even my sentence
    Ink: You press the
    Spicoli: Do you know Juvelen?
    Ink: Juvelen?
    Spicoli: Yeah Juvelen
    Ink: the band?
    Spicoli: yeah
    Spicoli: Do you like them?
    Ink: I dont' even know them.
    Ink: They don't even have an english wikipedia page
    Spicoli: They're great
    Spicoli: check out their myspace page
    Spicoli: You know whats nuts?
    Ink: ?
    Ink: What is
    Spicoli: My girlfriend is moving here today...and I have ot meet her parents
    Ink: nice parents? bad parents?
    Spicoli: nice parents....I've met her dad once, but its more of a big deal now.
    Spicoli: He wants to have "the talk,: with me...whatever the hell that means.
    Ink: like
    Ink: hm
    Ink: I have no clue what that means, but I just found out your name comes from
    Ink: fast times at ridgemont high
    Spicoli: That took you too long
    Spicoli: Have you seen the movie?
    Ink: No
    Ink: holy crap
    Spicoli: Oh its great, usually they sell a special pack with that and Dazed and Confused...two classic films.
    Spicoli: what?
    Ink: it's 5/5 stars on allmovie
    Ink: Nice
    Spicoli: Its killer
    Ink: I might watch it
    Spicoli: I definitely recommend it
    Ink: I wonder if we're setting the longest record for length on anicechat
    Spicoli: Well if not, we should really go for it
    Ink: because this is at least 10 times longer than any chat I've been in
    Spicoli: I get off work at 5...that would be the only real reason I would have to stop
    Spicoli: Hahaha...its by far my longest
    Ink: what do you work at?
    Ink: Ok too personal. It's cool.
    Spicoli: Its fine...Im an art director at an advertising agency
    Ink: Do you enjoy it?
    Spicoli: yeah, its really cool...best job Ive had in a long time
    Ink: Does it pay well?
    Spicoli: It pays alright...if I freelance I get paid more...but then you have to pay for your own health care
    Spicoli: and taxes are more
    Ink: Do you know how long this site has existed?
    Spicoli: No idea....
    Ink: internet wayback machine!
    Spicoli: the copyright says 09
    Ink: internet wayback machine
    Ink: doesn't work with the site
    Ink: so it has to be REALLY new
    Spicoli: It was probably created today
    Ink: haha you think so?
    Ink: Maybe this month.
    Ink: Probably close to what you said though
    Spicoli: haha...what do you do?
    Ink: have you ever used the internet wayback machine?
    Spicoli: No...
    Ink: You should. it's neat.
    Ink: http://www.archive.org/web/web.p…
    Ink: and if you haven't used it
    Ink: it's kind of mindblowing.
    Ink: try google
    Spicoli: you know...I think I have used this before...
    Ink: ah
    Ink: I've got to get going though.
    Ink: Byes.

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    McLovin: yup
    *DEY*: from hawaii?
    McLovin: love sausage?
    McLovin: no
    McLovin: I have a pet pig named wiggles. So what makes you better then me?
    *DEY*: i have 3 cows.
    *DEY*: walter, jake andf jeff.
    McLovin: Jeff? seriously, I know him
    *DEY*: we're gonna makes them into tasty beefz
    McLovin: Not jeff
    McLovin: he slangs fat raps
    McLovin: and lays down some serious pipe
    *DEY*: yea, but he beatboxes all fucking night and i cant sleep
    McLovin: thats how 50 cent got his start

  • mistermik0

    i think mine might have been JNR_madison

    Q. Cunt
    A. Your a cunt.

    • how very dare you, I would not make that mistake *you're twice in one day. wtf you doing up?Jnr_Madison