sincere admission thread
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- baseline_shift0
I once found a pic of an ex with someone in her mouth on an amateur site. (I really, really, really wish this was a joke I made up.)
- 'Someone'? like a really small person?Orbit
- or did you mean a cock...Orbit
- I demand pics.dropdown
- pics!!!!OSFA
- i would literally die inside if that happened to mehitsuji
- I see no problem here, at least you didn't marry her.Jnr_Madison
- well, not the end of the world. She was one i never really trusted anyway. And he was smaller than me :Dbaseline_shift
- you held a ruler up to the picture and compared, didn't you?7point34
- i held my 'ruler' against the screen, yes.baseline_shift
- PICS!!!!!!!OSFA
- I worry about the photos that are out there of me.Melanie
- Don't worry melanie, I wouldn't share those with anyone!boobs
- dyspl0
7point34 recently watched momento and afterward was overcome with a dull sort of panic that the same thing might be happening to him.
- OSFA0
I love the 100th post!
- mikotondria30
Once when I lived with my parents, the phone rang and I answered it, and it was a wrong number for someone with my name. We got chatting and hit it off, and I arranged to meet her where I worked. I saw what I knew was her and she was really unattractive so I took off my name tag so she wouldn't know it was me, then never spoke to her again.
- janne760
my dead baby jokes aren't really jokes...
- what's grosser than gross??blog
- what do you give a dead baby for xmas?baseline_shift
- 10 dead babies in a barrel.blog
- what is grosser than that?blog
- 1 dead baby in 10 barrels.blog
- 1 daaed baby in 10 barrels!!!baseline_shift
- Truly Tasteless Jokes book 3 i think that one was from...blog
- a dead puppy.
(the punchline, 6 notes later.)baseline_shift - hahahaflavorful
- What's the difference between jam and jelly?flavorful
- I can't jelly my dick into a dead baby's asshole.flavorful
- Actually the difference is jelly comes from fruit juice, where as jam comes from fruit pulp.flavorful
- And you can use either as lubricant to jam said dick into said dead baby's asshole.flavorful
- Ohhhh!flavorful
- * Does double gun mimic action with hands.flavorful
- hahaha.. is there a book out then? *checks amazonjanne76
- I've never heard of a book, but I have an unhealthy amount of them stored in my head for use.flavorful
- yes there is 12 books i believe each covering the most racist anythings... ill look it up fer ya..blog
- i love how the dead baby comment gets this many notes.baseline_shift
- arthur0
I'm overimpressed with my success, and compensate by being overly humble.
I constantly fight the urge to namedrop.
- pango0
fuk! this thread is too entertaining. i can't get back to work!!
- 7point340
my boss thinks i'm working on javascript right now
- PlanktonBro0
I've watched Mean Girls about 20 times.
- i have bought that movie twice. i've lost both copies7point34
- Jnr_Madison0
After getting out of hospital last time, I pissed myself twice during the night.
- you weren't asleep either time, were you?7point34
- I was asleep, dreaming of you.Jnr_Madison
- Was the piss sticky and opaque?Orbit
- I don't remember, it had soaked in by the time I woke up.Jnr_Madison
- maybe the night nurse did it?nilsnihil
- lol nilsnihil - that'd make a great TV sketch.Nairn
- mistermik0
i once shat in a hospital corridor.
- waterhouse0
^ haha.
I once got an explosive hand job in a hospital bathroom. We left the mess behind.- why does my life not contain this excitement. my sex life sucks and blows at the same timehitsuji
- i thought that said expensive hand job.baseline_shift
- Admittedly, it was a high point.waterhouse
- morilla0
I am afraid of color.
- dropdown0
When I was younger, I used to write checks I knew would bounce and then have a friend deposit it into his account, through the ATM. This provided us with enough money to get violently drunk that week-end.
- I'm gonna be a dad!!!dropdown
- Hahahah
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YAY! Well done sir!!!!Orbit - the ATM told you? Congrats :)Jnr_Madison
- I was just commenting that an irresponsible asshole like past me is going to be in charge of raising a human. *shits pants.dropdown
- blog0
for janne and anyone else...
here is a preview of Truly Tasteless Jokes 3...
http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/…classic 80s jokes...
- Knuckleberry0
I hate my job most of the time. I am doing fucking site plans, site plans!!!
- important step to be sure.dropdown
- I agree its an important step. But shit how many do I have to do.Knuckleberry
- Jugarelly0
I visit Facebook far more than I should, and I'm ashamed of it.
- Tungsten0
My friendly demeanor hides my arrogance.
- magnificent_ruin0
I hate that 100 thing as well