sincere admission thread
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- Jnr_Madison0
After getting out of hospital last time, I pissed myself twice during the night.
- you weren't asleep either time, were you?7point34
- I was asleep, dreaming of you.Jnr_Madison
- Was the piss sticky and opaque?Orbit
- I don't remember, it had soaked in by the time I woke up.Jnr_Madison
- maybe the night nurse did it?nilsnihil
- lol nilsnihil - that'd make a great TV sketch.Nairn
- 7point340
i am worried that there is a secret thread on here where people talk about me
- zman0
i hate these fucking threads it reminds me of oprah or something
- I find them quite entertaining.Jnr_Madison
- you probably like oprahzman
- Yes, I fucking love it.Jnr_Madison
- mistermik0
i once shat in a hospital corridor.
- hektor9110
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
- waterhouse0
^ haha.
I once got an explosive hand job in a hospital bathroom. We left the mess behind.- why does my life not contain this excitement. my sex life sucks and blows at the same timehitsuji
- i thought that said expensive hand job.baseline_shift
- Admittedly, it was a high point.waterhouse
- morilla0
I am afraid of color.
- Nairn0
I was born before my time.
- 2½ days to be exact.Nairn
- I wish it were longer, then I might not have noticed.Nairn
- Better to be born after one's time in that regard.Nairn
- With history's hard cushion of record bidding assurance that 'it was ever thus'.Nairn
- But with opportunity snatched from the future, there is not even cold comfort. Just loss and projected melancholy.Nairn
- Dreams snatched before waking.Nairn
- you enjoy this, don't you?coco_ono
- Like drizzle and crying children.Nairn
- brains0
I find it very easy to manipulate people, and once I have done so, I often tire of them.
- JayCee0
i lost my virginity at a roller derby in el segundo
- baseline_shift0
i instinctively put a pen or pencil behind my ear when im done writing with it. Im often found walking around my office with 2 pencils on my head.
- hahajuhls
- i like the cut of your jib, juhls.baseline_shift
- I'm picturing it now...juhls
- I posted this when i realized i had 2 ticonderoga #2s perched behind my ears. They are now in the jar on my desk :-/baseline_shift
- wtf, those are my favourite types of pencils, hahaahjuhls
- OMG! The only pencil, IMObaseline_shift
- Ticonderoga Pencils
Have won their way to fame
The All-American Pencil
With the All-American Name!boobs
- CALLES0
i am what you call "All Meat... No Potatoes"
i have a very large penis but small balls... but in all honesty i rather be that wat the "No Meat... All Potatoes"
- katekelly0
I refuse to turn my car's windshield wipers on full-blast because I don't want to appear panicked.
- lol - you're 2 for two 2 in this threadsikma
- hahaha, brilliant.PlanktonBro
- BEST ONE EVERiCanHazQBN
- Nairn0
I love this emoticon:
o_O
(You may have noticed)
- That's the kelpie face.juhls
- haha i have.
what's with the X at the end of your posts?7point34 - He also likes to make out with people.juhls
- 'tis a smack of my affection, dear sweet.Nairn
- ah smootchies!7point34
- My first design mentor signed off his emails with it. I was young, thought it (and him) odd. Grew to like it tho.Nairn
- the 'x', that is.Nairn
- We never paired off, if my note made you wonder..Nairn
- very good, haha. i was always curious7point34
- brains0
I always find the need to be on a higher ground then people I meet for the first time, either morally, or intellectually.
- dropdown0
When I was younger, I used to write checks I knew would bounce and then have a friend deposit it into his account, through the ATM. This provided us with enough money to get violently drunk that week-end.
- I'm gonna be a dad!!!dropdown
- Hahahah
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YAY! Well done sir!!!!Orbit - the ATM told you? Congrats :)Jnr_Madison
- I was just commenting that an irresponsible asshole like past me is going to be in charge of raising a human. *shits pants.dropdown
- Ambushstudio0
I'm scared to relapse