Singer/Song Writer Ben Sales
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- bensales
Ben Sales from Tonbridge has recently been established, playing acoustic guitar in the surrounding areas. Having played at the Forum supporting a Local band called 'The Riders' and attending open mic nights, he has received positive feedback from his live performances. He learn't the guitar from a young age and has been writing songs from the age of 14. His songs reflect on his experiences of life so far, from being a teenager, the break up of his parents and the problems that people are faced with everyday.
- monospaced0
Lemme, guess, you're Ben Sales?
- bulletfactory0
sperm
- MrOneHundred0
George is gettin’ angry!
- airey0
a review i found:
"ben sale's cliché riddled shoe-gazer-pop come's across with as much heart as Joseph Goebbels at the doorway to a shower-block, balanced by the keen ear of a severe tinnitis sufferer..."it goes on to make fun of his shoes also. a bit harsh i thought.
- Hanseatic0
"In contrast to his burgeoning musical career, Ben Sales received NEGATIVE feedback recently when posting about himself in the third person on a respected design forum"
- airey0
"if pop-ballad's sung by openly gay middle-age singer-songwriter's protesting the age of consent for young men is your kind of political outrage then ben sale's has the good for you"
- Hanseatic0
" Ben Sales recently fell over on his way out of a local grocery store after he got one of his Camper Shoes caught in the hinge mechanism of the door. He landed on his face and then wrote a heartbreaking song about it, before getting up again and walking home unassisted, with a heavy nose bleed"
- airey0
"the one thing i can say for the latest hipster pop-artist ben sales is that when he does eventually overdose on special-k or gbh his last song, a violent and spasmodic death rattle, will elicit loud and joy-filled cries from the cheap seats, waving lighters optional"
- MrOneHundred0
“Part of the NEMO movement (New Emo), Ben Sales has been described as ‘like Phil Collins, but less cool and not as good looking’. Ben’s hate-filled eco-rant ‘Fill My Arse’ is sure to make an impact as he tours the country’s Rotary Clubs on his ‘Lunch Special’ tour.”
- airey0
"ben sale's latest release 'straight-edge' is proof positive that a drug abuse problem may be paramount in creating good, or in fact remotely middle-of-the-road aural art"
- Hanseatic0
" Ben Sales learned to traverse treacherous rock faces at the age of three and has developed bigger muscles in his fingers than most men have in their thighs. He makes his own trouser suits and when he sings, an emotional vortex occasionally opens up in front of him, randomly sucking members of the audience into new depths of feeling from which they never return"
- LOL.MrOneHundred
- Best so far. lmao @ the vortex.BuddhaHat
- airey0
i found a good one:
"of all the latest musical content delivery mechanisms i've witnessed lately, ben sales is another."
- airey0
"if the question "has a soundtrack for watching two grown apes anally rape a young chimpanzee ever been created" the answer has been delivered by ben sales latest musical offering..."
- monospaced0
An in-depth critical breakdown of the Ben Sales' festering handful of entities loosely described as ‘tunes’ is – give or take the odd satisfying obscenity – futile. Because there're only so many ways you can politely ask, “any chance you could refrain from butchering those lame impressions of The Smiths?” before things come to a sobbing conclusion, with gibbering, frenzied, desperate exclamations of, “please, just fucking STOP!”
- Hanseatic0
"If Vinyl still existed, the Ben Sales' LP would quite literally be the smoothest disk in town"
- airey0
"if any musical release has warranted the gift of a "free skewer with purchase" to pop both ear drums, then ben sales latest long-player is that one"
- NotByHand0
What's going on in here?
*Looks confused at Ben Sales materials
- look at bensales' profilemonospaced
- we're showing a few reviews we found online.airey
