Webmaster Quiz
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- brandelec
put in my 2 weeks and employers are now in the process of finding a replacement
prez: what do they need to know?
me: html, css, php, java & some flash would be nice.
prez: ok let me write this down... so how do we test them?
me: what do you mean?
prez: i test everyone before i hire them, just like the graphic designers.
me: well that might not work since they'll just grab answers off the web *lightbulb*
prez: can you just come up with 10 questions we can ask them
me: no problemoa moment like this. some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
please help me out with these 10 questions
- pylon0
1) Where is the internet located?
- brandelec0
1. What does QBN stand for?
- free speech and moderation.anxiousarms
- answering this correctly should disqualify them immediatelyMilan
- pylon0
1- Where is QBN located?
- TheBlueOne0
1) Can you run some C++ into some javascript and create a GUI which will pinpoint the location of the perp?
- TheBlueOne0
2) How much redundancy do you have to build into a CSS file for it to properly display a aligned print layout when accessed through a jquery command and fed through a MYSQL filter?
- anxiousarms0
why not just test them on a computer that's not connected to the internet? *lightbulb*
come up with 1 example from each thing they need to know (example: test them on flash by having them parse XML into a flash project and then sort that content out or scroll it dynamically or something)
- hmm i like that idea. not so sure about the part where it's more work for mebrandelec
- ha!anxiousarms
- 7point340
2) if fouty were to post his resume online would you be able to view it? yes? no? explain why.
- Jnr_Madison0
If a person came you thinking he had found porn in Google Maps, what would you're first reaction be?
a) post on a forum for everyone to see?
b) think about how this could of happened?
c) fap fap fap?
- 7point340
3) what is your favorite chinese restaurant?
- 7point340
4) blu-ray vs. HD-DVD?
please show all work
- Jnr_Madison0
If someone codes in the woods, does it validate?
- TheBlueOne0
3) QBN why?
- 7point340
5) fill in the blank.
"talent borrows, rybo _____ "- 's gay.Jnr_Madison
- would have also accepted " is a cunt"7point34
- 7point340
6) can God create a propeller so great that even he could not face first into it?
- brandelec0
Is your name Damian Marquise?
- Jnr_Madison0
Should the term 'webmaster' still be in use?
a) yes, it's a valid description
b) maybe if it was 1999
c) fap fap fap?
- TheBlueOne0
4) If we outsource your job to India, what hourly wage should we pay your replacement in Bangalore? Please convert to rupees.
- 7point340
7) can i have a ffffound invite?
no, seriously, can i?
- brandelec0
5) You can trade in dirty crumpled rupees for new crisp rupees at any bank.
True/False
- fromabove0
0. Whats going to happen in 2012?