Webmaster Quiz
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- sigg0
whiteout all the keys on an old keyboard connected to a computer and have them quickly code out a 3 column layout with header and footer. this works two ways. one: can they code. two: can they think fast on their feet and recall all of the keys without seeing them. while they're coding play really loud death metal and bang pots and pans around their head to see if they can reeeeally handle pressure.
- sigg0
"Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife/girlfriend. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, go!"
- brandelec0
thanks for the suggestions and laughs
i think i'm going to go with a few Qs and give em a jpeg > html quiz as TR suggested
- BattleAxe0
how will the people hearing the answers know if they are right or wrong, best to test them verbally , nothing written or on a computer, to see if they sound like bsers or know what they are talking about. Questions like
Explain advantages/disadvantages of AJAX and Flash,ask about frameworks , ask them to explain what LAMP means
- D_Dot0
Do you now or have you ever played World of Warcraft?
- leeeeerrroooooybrandelec
- jjjeeeeeennnkkkiiinn...TheBlueOne
- dMullins0
Do one logic question, and one workflow question for each of the five languages/apps you listed.
- TResudek0
One good question would be to show them a JPG of a site design and ask them to code it out in HTML. No CSS required... just a good way to get an idea of what items they'd make DIVs, SPANs, Ps, H2, H3... etc.
No way to google that sort of thing and it shows their experience, style, clean-ness, etc.
- You're being serious, aren't you?TheBlueOne
- winner, thanks TRbrandelec
- acescence0
i thought a webmaster had to know how to admin servers, security, backups, that sort of thing?
- Milan0
<strong> or <strong> ?
- wtf one of those was supposed to be a <b > tagMilan
- </fail>anxiousarms
- Wolfboy0
if you have two bases, and andrew has four bases, how many bases are belong to us?
- 7point340
at least this hasn't degenerated to a slew of chuck norris jokes
- TheBlueOne0
7) If you were mugged in Baltimore, your next actions would be:
a) go to a hospital, then report to the police
b) report to the police, then go to a hospital
c) inform friends/family, then go to a hospital
d) go to midtown nyc hotel, locate nearest apple store with open wifi connection and seek help on a design forum, move to brooklyn and impress hipster chicks with your dangerous hacker lifestyle stories- D(?)anxiousarms
- Oh, did you miss that one?
http://www.qbn.com/t…TheBlueOne - no, i caught it, was just answering sheepishly.anxiousarms
- baaaa...TheBlueOne
- tcmmct0
8) Fapping at work?
- 7point340
9) You sometimes awake in the middle of the night. do you:
a) get ahead on the tasks of the upcoming day
b) drink a glas of warm milk and try breathing exercises to get back to sleep
c) post on QBN
d) talk to emu's fist, you cunt!
- TheBlueOne0
7) At what point after your initial hire date will you walk into the project managers office and yell, "Can we fucking stop supporting IE6 now? For fucks' sake..."
- TheBlueOne0
6) If you asked me for a raise, and I said "Aye Mon", that would mean what?
- brandelec0
ok, now that's out of everyone's system. can i get some serious questions
- HA GOOD LUCK.anxiousarms
- why you yelling?brandelec
- so you can hear me dude.. jeezanxiousarms
- what?brandelec
- why so serious?TheBlueOne
- tcmmct0
6) How many kittens can Morgan Freeman slay with his mind? (cite all sources)