Webmaster Quiz
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- brandelec0
this is going to be a long 2 weeks
- Jnr_Madison0
If you really need a shit and the toilets are out of use, where should you go?
a) in the fridge?
b) in an account managers mouth?
c) hold it in until it ruptures your bowel?
- 7point340
8) ambigram? discuss.
- anxiousarms0
note to self: never ask anything of this forum that needs a valid answer ;)
- Let me google that for you...TheBlueOne
- toucheanxiousarms
- tcmmct0
6) How many kittens can Morgan Freeman slay with his mind? (cite all sources)
- brandelec0
ok, now that's out of everyone's system. can i get some serious questions
- HA GOOD LUCK.anxiousarms
- why you yelling?brandelec
- so you can hear me dude.. jeezanxiousarms
- what?brandelec
- why so serious?TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
6) If you asked me for a raise, and I said "Aye Mon", that would mean what?
- TheBlueOne0
7) At what point after your initial hire date will you walk into the project managers office and yell, "Can we fucking stop supporting IE6 now? For fucks' sake..."
- 7point340
9) You sometimes awake in the middle of the night. do you:
a) get ahead on the tasks of the upcoming day
b) drink a glas of warm milk and try breathing exercises to get back to sleep
c) post on QBN
d) talk to emu's fist, you cunt!
- tcmmct0
8) Fapping at work?
- TheBlueOne0
7) If you were mugged in Baltimore, your next actions would be:
a) go to a hospital, then report to the police
b) report to the police, then go to a hospital
c) inform friends/family, then go to a hospital
d) go to midtown nyc hotel, locate nearest apple store with open wifi connection and seek help on a design forum, move to brooklyn and impress hipster chicks with your dangerous hacker lifestyle stories- D(?)anxiousarms
- Oh, did you miss that one?
http://www.qbn.com/t…TheBlueOne - no, i caught it, was just answering sheepishly.anxiousarms
- baaaa...TheBlueOne
- 7point340
at least this hasn't degenerated to a slew of chuck norris jokes
- Wolfboy0
if you have two bases, and andrew has four bases, how many bases are belong to us?
- Milan0
<strong> or <strong> ?
- wtf one of those was supposed to be a <b > tagMilan
- </fail>anxiousarms
- acescence0
i thought a webmaster had to know how to admin servers, security, backups, that sort of thing?
- TResudek0
One good question would be to show them a JPG of a site design and ask them to code it out in HTML. No CSS required... just a good way to get an idea of what items they'd make DIVs, SPANs, Ps, H2, H3... etc.
No way to google that sort of thing and it shows their experience, style, clean-ness, etc.
- You're being serious, aren't you?TheBlueOne
- winner, thanks TRbrandelec
- dMullins0
Do one logic question, and one workflow question for each of the five languages/apps you listed.
- D_Dot0
Do you now or have you ever played World of Warcraft?
- leeeeerrroooooybrandelec
- jjjeeeeeennnkkkiiinn...TheBlueOne