stuck in NYC, at chelsea hotel
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- ukit0
- kelpie0
It's all in the game man.
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- kult0
Thinking that Mumm-Ra has perished, Applepirate prepared for peace, but Mumm-Ra had survived. Applepirate brings the weak Mumm-Ra back to his pyramid in Baltimore and Mumm-Ra changes Ma-Mutt into an image of himself and tells him to order the locals to free the Chelsea Hotel staff, creatures from Maryland, who are imprisoned in molten lava in New Jersey. Applepirate's pet dog overhears this and warns QBN.
Baltimore locals free the Chelsea Hotel staff and Mumm-Ra (Ma-Mutt in disguise) tells them that they must put aside their differences and help him destroy Applepirate. The Chelsea Hotel staff agree...for now. The Chelsea Hotel staff and the locals capture and force the a delicatessen, an Apple Store employee, and a twelve year old to help build an erotic fortress. After arriving in New Jersey by going through the Forest of Lips, the enraged Baltimorinians realize that the Chelsea Hotel staff are powerful enemies after discovering New Jersey smells like ham.
- ninjasavant0
He's still in Baltimore but he's at a Dennys tripping his face off and thinks he's in NY.
- Most plausible theory thus far.blackfrancis
- Tripping cold balls.waterhouse
- instrmntl0
pirate's can't be trusted.
- MrOneHundred0
When he got to Baltimore, he ran into Stringer Bell and asked him for some work. Avon got Wee-Bay to drive applepirate to NYC to track down Omar who was apparently hiding out in the Big Apple. He tracked Omar to The Chelsea who, mugged and “sexually assaulted” applepirate. His first thought was to contact QBN in the hope that someone whoe he fucked might be able to reach out.
- applepirate0
still need help, at apple store on 5th av
brought here by chinatown bus 10bucks!
sorry epill im just an asshole from the school of hard knocks... never been to your town/ freelance, no insurance, a total novice to life without an id on hand, just really scared of how rude the city's have been on the east
- univers0
Wow.... Seriously?
- erikjonsson0
what exactly is it that you need help with?
- Khurram0
Fuck man I wish I could help! Actually I have epills number in an email when I was out there. I will forward it to you asap.
Epill I hope this is okay my man.
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wha??? why my number??
why not MrDinky's number????
– e-pill1/3
really?? i don't have jeff's number. fuck man, sorry. this guy is in need of some real help for fuck sake!– lvl_132/3
ok what can i do?– e-pill3/3< previous notenext note >+ add noteadd note
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- erikjonsson0
i can meet you with bucks to get you back to baltimore if that helps
- Audria0
ok.. im sorry but "just really scared of how rude the city's have been on the east" >?! really ?
NYC has been anything but amazing to me..
yes, I was kicked on the curb he 2nd week I was here..
but I managed to get my life in check in the weekend of that situation... and you shouldn't turn to people you dont know on the internet.
- wait.. i just read that back..nyc has been amazing to me.. people are rude to those who deserve it .Audria
- it's easier for "hot chicks"magnificent_ruin
- trust me im not hot..
and reason why i got so far.. is all hard work and pure luckAudria
- rson0
I'm calling bullshit!
- applepirate0
well im finally in brooklyn. got out of roosevelt hospital this morning.
got a really rough break. im a hacker by trade... totally off the radar. barely have an ID to prove me as a citizen. never paid taxes.... so i expect nothing less then this from the NYPD and Baltimore PD.
sorry to ask for help.
i was just in desperate times. im all better now staying off of argyle road in brklyn.
thanks for all of you guys talking mad shit about me. it really helped me in a time of need. E-Pill.... again sorry for all the stoned rants i spewed back in the day i used to be an alcoholic and was a total asshole.
much love newstoday! im safe now! and have tons of free clonozapam from the hospital :)
- jevad0
Hey has anyone seen sapphire?
- instrmntl0
*cough BULLSHIT *cough
- vespa0
hey are you friends with that posh bird with loads of Prada shopping bags but terribly stained teeth outside Westfield shopping centre who tells all the middle class media workers on their way to the office that she's left her purse at home and needs to get her car out of the carpark so can we spare some cash? It seems to happen to her every week! poor thing.
- wordsarepictures0
Best QBN thread ever, surely? What a cock. I got mugged so instead of going to the police I went online to a fucking design blog to beg for help. And then when I finally got 10$ together I went to the Apple store on 5th Avenue. Priorities? No? Amazing.
- erikjonsson0
tax evading capitalists