stuck in NYC, at chelsea hotel
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- dougb100120
You go factory girl!!
- marchelo0
If this was a hot hipster chick, you'd all be on the vagina.
- marchelo0
This thread was pretty ridiculous. I didn't bother to check this guys info. But if I was always on QBN chances are I may have posted here worst case scenario. I mean, everyone has posted here looking for help in NYC, one way or another at some point.
- marchelo0
hey apple: irc.psychic.net boomy/magicfx
- TheBlueOne0
So basically we have another self-deluding cocksure leech on society living in Brooklyn? That rap must play well on the hipster chicks out there.."Yeah...see I'm a tax evading hacker man..yeah..I got mugged in Baltimore but crashed at the Chelsea. I survive on the edge, on my wits. See I survive the tough streets with the help of Apple store wifi and leeching off dumb yuppie designer fucks who buy my routine...I give them street cred, cause I roll off the radar man. They rub off on my shine. Go ahead search me baby, I barely have ID..hey, are you going to finish that mimosa? Where you live? Park Slope?"
That's where I see this thing ending up.
- Sounds pretty cool. I just show up to work everyday.Andrew_D
- yeah it does doesn't it? hmmm...TheBlueOne
- erikjonsson0
tax evading capitalists
- wordsarepictures0
Best QBN thread ever, surely? What a cock. I got mugged so instead of going to the police I went online to a fucking design blog to beg for help. And then when I finally got 10$ together I went to the Apple store on 5th Avenue. Priorities? No? Amazing.
- vespa0
hey are you friends with that posh bird with loads of Prada shopping bags but terribly stained teeth outside Westfield shopping centre who tells all the middle class media workers on their way to the office that she's left her purse at home and needs to get her car out of the carpark so can we spare some cash? It seems to happen to her every week! poor thing.
- instrmntl0
*cough BULLSHIT *cough
- jevad0
Hey has anyone seen sapphire?
- applepirate0
well im finally in brooklyn. got out of roosevelt hospital this morning.
got a really rough break. im a hacker by trade... totally off the radar. barely have an ID to prove me as a citizen. never paid taxes.... so i expect nothing less then this from the NYPD and Baltimore PD.
sorry to ask for help.
i was just in desperate times. im all better now staying off of argyle road in brklyn.
thanks for all of you guys talking mad shit about me. it really helped me in a time of need. E-Pill.... again sorry for all the stoned rants i spewed back in the day i used to be an alcoholic and was a total asshole.
much love newstoday! im safe now! and have tons of free clonozapam from the hospital :)
- rson0
I'm calling bullshit!
- Audria0
ok.. im sorry but "just really scared of how rude the city's have been on the east" >?! really ?
NYC has been anything but amazing to me..
yes, I was kicked on the curb he 2nd week I was here..
but I managed to get my life in check in the weekend of that situation... and you shouldn't turn to people you dont know on the internet.
- wait.. i just read that back..nyc has been amazing to me.. people are rude to those who deserve it .Audria
- it's easier for "hot chicks"magnificent_ruin
- trust me im not hot..
and reason why i got so far.. is all hard work and pure luckAudria
- erikjonsson0
i can meet you with bucks to get you back to baltimore if that helps
- Khurram0
Fuck man I wish I could help! Actually I have epills number in an email when I was out there. I will forward it to you asap.
Epill I hope this is okay my man.
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wha??? why my number??
why not MrDinky's number????
– e-pill1/3
really?? i don't have jeff's number. fuck man, sorry. this guy is in need of some real help for fuck sake!– lvl_132/3
ok what can i do?– e-pill3/3< previous notenext note >+ add noteadd note
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- erikjonsson0
what exactly is it that you need help with?
- univers0
Wow.... Seriously?