I lol'd at this all day
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- mg330
Bump - just reading the apartment party bit and it's hilarious.
- toe_knee0
The Party in apartment 3 is tops.
- Dancer0
"I have decided to come as a Ninja. I think it would be really good if you dressed as a ninja as well and we could perform a martial arts display for the other guests. I have real swords and will bring them."
bwaahhaahaaaa
- Jimbo820
This is quality! Just what you need on a Friday!
*tips hat* Good day to you sir!
- jackieO0
Thanks Toki!!! That was some of the best creative writing I have read in my life. David Thorne is a genius. Or crazy. Or both. Either way that was superb. I have always wanted a tattoo but have not wanted a dolphin or anything, I know exactly what I want now: http://www.27bslash6.com/tattoo.… I think I have a crush on David as he is funny AND gorgeous!
- hellogoodbye0
LOVE IT!!
- Beac8oy0
wasn't the above "spider" letter posted round the world like, 4 months ago.
- WOPR0
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HILARIOUS - BOOKMARKED - ACE-HUMOR
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- TheBIueOne0
"Ah, it's Microsoft! So it must be easy to use!""
- tOki0
This guy should seriously release a book if he hasn't already.. I'd totally buy it!
- CygnusZero40
Great, that site is blocked at work. I'll never know how funny that apartment 3 one is. =(
- It is incredible.flavorful
- lol. probably the best thing i have ever read, ever.refunktion
- tOki0
:D
- janne760
i am now a a fully qualified Chiropractor. :)
- tOki0
bump
- grunttt0
thank you. i've laughed so hard for the past 1/2 hour that i feel like I owe you something. I'm not going to give you anything though so don't get all excited.
- shinpo0
Dear tOki,
I just wanted to tell you thanks for sending me this on my computer. I laughed for almost an hour and if I had been drinking it might have come out of my nose. Anyway, just wanted you to know that since we are such good friends now I don't mind sending your email information to the companies on the black that I mentioned to you the other day. I am pretty sure they don't send spam out and the FCC investigation is just a big misunderstanding. By the way I just lost my dog and was wondering if you could spot me a benjamin so that I could print off some posters? Thanks.
- benfal990
classic
- OSFA0
Hahaha Bookmarked!
- BuddhaHat0
Disguised Monkey
If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn't mind spending his life in a monkey suit.
Gambling Monkey
If I had a monkey, I would teach him to count cards like Dustin Hoffman in the movie Rainman and sneak my monkey into the casino. If anyone said "Hey a monkey, who's monkey is that?" I would say "It's not my monkey".
Singing Monkey
If I had a monkey, I would teach it to sing Kylie Minogue songs. Then if Kylie passed out on stage again I would be able to save the day by having my monkey finish the concert for her. The concert promotors would probably give me free tickets and promotional gifts. Kylie would be so thankful that she might send me an autographed photo and I could sell it on ebay for fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. Not for the monkey, for me.