I lol'd at this all day
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- tOki0
click the logo to go in btw...
- kalkal0
'Everyone agrees with me that I am the most creative person they know. My MacBook Pro allows me to express my creativity by letting everyone know that I own a MacBook Pro. People sometimes ask "Is that a MacBook Pro?" to which I reply, "Yes it is, because I am creative".'
- ninjasavant0
kinda like zefrank meets maddox
- refunktion0
holy shit that was face murdering funny.
- utopian0
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue accountDear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue accountDear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue accountDear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue accountDear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue accountDear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue accountDear Jane,
Yes please.
Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue accountAttached <spider.gif>
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office ResponseThankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.Regards, David.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.
Regards, David.
too funny...
- http://www.27bslash6…utopian
- best one!skii
- HAAAAAAAHAHAHHA!!!flavorful
- toe_knee0
The Party in apartment 3 is tops.
- Dancer0
"I have decided to come as a Ninja. I think it would be really good if you dressed as a ninja as well and we could perform a martial arts display for the other guests. I have real swords and will bring them."
bwaahhaahaaaa
- Jimbo820
This is quality! Just what you need on a Friday!
*tips hat* Good day to you sir!
- hellogoodbye0
LOVE IT!!
- Beac8oy0
wasn't the above "spider" letter posted round the world like, 4 months ago.
- WOPR0
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- TheBIueOne0
"Ah, it's Microsoft! So it must be easy to use!""
- tOki0
:D
- CygnusZero40
Great, that site is blocked at work. I'll never know how funny that apartment 3 one is. =(
- It is incredible.flavorful
- lol. probably the best thing i have ever read, ever.refunktion
- janne760
i am now a a fully qualified Chiropractor. :)
- grunttt0
thank you. i've laughed so hard for the past 1/2 hour that i feel like I owe you something. I'm not going to give you anything though so don't get all excited.
- shinpo0
Dear tOki,
I just wanted to tell you thanks for sending me this on my computer. I laughed for almost an hour and if I had been drinking it might have come out of my nose. Anyway, just wanted you to know that since we are such good friends now I don't mind sending your email information to the companies on the black that I mentioned to you the other day. I am pretty sure they don't send spam out and the FCC investigation is just a big misunderstanding. By the way I just lost my dog and was wondering if you could spot me a benjamin so that I could print off some posters? Thanks.
- mg330
Bump - just reading the apartment party bit and it's hilarious.
- OSFA0
Hahaha Bookmarked!
- tymeframe0
Regards
haha, well put