Toilet reading..
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- mikotondria3
So yeh, I get so's I can barely actually go unless I'm reading something when sat on the throne..
I rush in, adjust clothing and sit, and become almost frantic to be reading.
If I'm really desperate I'll be flicking through my current 'read' trying to find my place before...oh...oh there we go... If I haven't got anything current, I'll even read the back of the toilet paper package or a shampoo bottle - anything.
Aqua (water), sodium laureth sulphate, sodium stearate, Yellow Lake 41, ammonium stearate...
At the moment, Im nearly done with Stones In The River by Ursual Hegl - A thoroughly excellent excellent novel about a dwarf woman living in wartime Germany. Very allegorical, very well written, but rather dense, like a good blue cheese - so 3 or 4 page sessions are perfect for the venue.
Anyone else got any ocd toilet/reading issues ?
- Llyod0
I just got a copy of Heavy Metal magazine. Try that.
- matteranitmatter0
i love taking a good shit especially when i just had a beer and taking a shit enhances the buzz. i had a toilet thread not to long ago, i like thinking about ideas on the toilet. If I could freeze time i would stay on the toilet for like an hour except 15 minutes
- matteranitmatter0
I understand why Al Bundy likes the toilet
- GetRefresh0
Playboy... duh!
- kalkal0
I don't understand toilet readers, I'm an in and out man.
- it's the solitude. frees you from the hustle and bustle.Llyod
- It's like going into another dimension pausing reality and then returningmatteranitmatter
- matteranitmatter0
last week i took a shit in my pants twice, thinking it was a fart then all this yellow liquid shit comes out.
- waterhouse0
+My best shits are when I can remove my pants, socks and shoes completely and really have some "me" time.
+At home - unless I'm in a hurry - I kind of enjoy sitting just to pee.
- i sit to peematteranitmatter
- so youre just wearing a shirt then?
gevitron - yeahwaterhouse
- HAHAHAHcannonball
- youre the anti george kastanzagevitron
- sea_sea0
- oh that's the end of society right there.mikotondria3
- Wireless connectivity, ahahah.ItalianStallion
- kalkal0
- so true. I had exactly this conversation a few weeks ago.
As I cleaned the toilet of pee while my wife watched.mikotondria3 - The comic fails to mention the "double dragon" too.kalkal
- "double dragon" tee hee heeAmicus
- so true. I had exactly this conversation a few weeks ago.
- cannonball0
Been an in and out man myself, but I'm learning to appreciate takign my time with reading material. Right now I'm blowing through World War Z while deucing. Such an awesome book.
- vsplus0
HAHAhahahhaHAHHhahaha... I tried to learn Spanish on the throne. and Italian too.
- how'd that go?meatball
- did u do it with "mucho gusto" ?mikotondria3
- ¡Ay! Que lastima!cannonball
- mmmh can't remember shit now. I'm not kidding :[vsplus
- maybe because it was a french edition from the 60' that I bought for the design of it and not the content...vsplus
- slappy0
I like to read Clarkson, May, and Hammond books (I know, Im a nerd)on the lav as the chapters are short and each chapter is its own little story. I have read a few chapters in a row though and my legs go numb.
- Sometimes riding the porcelain pony is the only peace and quiet I get in a day.slappy
- I might be interested in such books. Link to your favorite?waterhouse
- Clarksons columns are always good.
http://www.amazon.co…slappy - Thx.waterhouse
- magnificent_ruin0
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- Ha.kalkal
- :]vsplus
- ..ha ha ?mikotondria3
- Yes mikotondria3, it's ok, let it out.kalkal
- Jaline0
That's gross.
But, if you are going to read anyway, I would suggest:
http://www.poopthebook.com/- More intellectual than you would think.Jaline
- haha, oh goodness no, that would be in bad taste :). How's winter up there so far for yall ?mikotondria3
- I actually own this book!GetRefresh
- Winter is a bitch, but we're used to it ;)
Jaline
- Jaline0
Bathroom Reader is the best, yes.
- drgss0
Science Illustrated, a magazine you never finish reading