girls you have banged
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- ********0
janne is turning into the new MikeJ
just kidding!!
- Point50
does Jnr count?
- janne760
me:
Ailsa
Aisling
Alice
Amelie
Annabel
Anwen
Aoife
Arabella
Araminta
Beatrix
Briony
Catriona
Cerys
Clementine
Clover
Cressida
Daisy
Demi
Eilidh
Ellie
Emer
Eugenie
Eva
Evie
Flora
Freya
Georgina
Gracie
Grania
Hermione
Honora
Imogen
Iona
Iris
Isla
Jemima
Jocasta
Layla
Lettice
Libby
Lydia
Maeve
Maisie
Matilda
Millie
Neve
Niamh
Nicola
Orla
Philippa
Pippa
Poppy
Rhiannon
Rhonwen
Roisin
Rosie
Ruby
Sinead
Siobhan
Sorcha
Tamsin
Tilly
Una
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Zara- Eugenie?!?Point5
- oh, and in alphabetical order.********
- Did you just copy/paste the names of various hurricanes?Jaline
- some of them sure were some hurricanes, yo.janne76
- amazing...you actually remember them all.pango
- must've cost a lotRanger
- hahahaha! hurricanes! good one Jalinebenfal99
- janne you minx you. also, kind of slutty. you're my new qbn hero :)sputnik2
- Hermione?
WTF?NotByHand
- ********0
'Lisa, monica, casandra, celica, michelle, kim and analisa, stace chasey melanie, list to my head down to my knee!'
- janne760
- hahahahahhamikotondria3
- lmaomoldero
- amazingduckseason
- This always makes me laugh.Jaline
- janne760
this was my last gf
- monospaced0
Alicia, Michelle, Erica, Laura, Suzannah, Luci, Erin, [leaving out recent ex's name], Emily, Kim, Patricia and Alyvia (she used the A). Chronological, too. I'm sure there were a couple more in there.
- babaganush0
Deborah, Alison, Phillippa, Sue, Jennifer, Annabel too.
- I love you from the bottom of my peeeeennncil caseeeeekezza_2
- TheBlueOne0
In no order whatsoever except for the first two...most between the years of 1985 - 1999
Jessica, Lisa, That Punk Chick with the Mohawk, Kim, The Cougar From the Bar, The Other Lisa, The Kinky Chubby Chick, Debbie, Pamela, The Wild Columbian Chick, The Crazy Blonde Rocker Chick I left Asleep In Some Run Down NJ Motel, Nancy, The Asian Cindy, The English Cindy, The English Chick Who Gave Blow Jobs With Ice Cubes, Boneca, The Chick That Used to Be The Editor for that Rock Magazine, The Other Other Lisa, That French Girl, The German Nanny, The Girl With the Crazy Eyes Who Let Her Dog Stay in the Bedroom During It All, The Chick whose Name I Can't Remember But Who Always Waned Me To Take Her to The Museum But We Never Went But I Bumped Into Her At A Bar On Her Birhday So I Banged Her, The Chubby Jewess, The Blonde Jewess From Scarsdale, The "Spinner", The Chick From Spain, The Peruvian Stripper Chick...man..I can't remember them all..an Angela..maybe another Debbie...
What I do know is that I will never name my daughter "Lisa". Lisa's are all sluts. Pamela is a runner up in the slut name sweepstakes in my sample...And remember kids - Play Safe!
- all the Lisa's I know are completer and utter sluts. they are permantly open for bangery..janne76
- Exactly.TheBlueOne
- seems like this should be a movie scene with fast cutsrock&roll
- "The Spinner" ?silentseven
- jysta0
Sandee Westgate, the best $79.95 I ever spent !!!
- epill0
has anyone ever followed flav's instructions to banging girls??
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Most of these techniques I use, you have to have some sort of moral flexibility, and also be willing to not have any type of feelings for anyone else but yourself or they will not work.
01. Tell all of your friends (guys) under 5’10’’ to fuck off and die. They are not worth having as friends (there are exceptions, some exceptions, but very few). Presence anywhere is everything. If you look like you are hanging out in Munchkin Land, you might as well be talking and dancing like you represent the Lollipop Guild.
02. Also, always look like you are having the time of your life (even if you are not), because everyone wants to have the time of their lives so you should convince them by having them convince themselves that by hanging out with you, the distinct possibility of having fun are very real.
03. Dress completely different than everyone else you are with. If all your friends are wearing dress shirts and the like, wear a t-shirt. If your friends are all wearing hoodies, rock a tie. Stand out. Always look like you either take your look incredibly serious, or not at all. Both ends of the spectrum are fine, the middle ground is not.
04. Have almost unattainable standards. Personally, I would rather be alone one nite/weekend then talk to a girl I would ever regret. I joke that I only talk to girls thare are 8, 9 or 10’s on my 1-10 scale. And that an 8 on my scale would be a 14 on anyone else’s. (This also works well because then you can make fun of your friends relentlessly and forever about some of the girls they hook up with, because they can not do the same to you.) P.S. See #8.
05. If afterwards you find that a girl has hotter friends, do not drop her like a bad habit (remember she is still going to be great looking) but behind her back do whatever you can until you run that well dry. Afterwards you are in a very unique position (which more than likely ends horribly ... for them, but sometimes it ends fantastically for you as well [worth the gamble in my book]).
06. Act like you are better than everyone else. I can not stress this enough. Make fun of everyone that is not you, or the person you are talking to. This works in three ways: First, it shows you have a sense of humour (oh yea mask it with humour, mask everything with humour, haha), Secondly, it shows that you only surround yourself with people you feel are in a certain kind of upper echelon, Thirdly, you can tell rite away what type of person she is and how much time you should spend on her (if you even have that choice after some of your comments).
07. If girls want the rite to vote, and be treated as equals in the work place ... they should not expect to have their drinks paid for. Never pay for anyone’s drinks unless you know for sure the favour will be returned. I met girls that were notorious for forgetting their purses in their car, or at the girlfriends house - this is just a ploy (and easily noticed). The first thing you do at that point is forget about them and then laugh later at some other sucker. Also it shows that they do in fact have money, and nine times out of ten do something for income.
08. If you find out later on that the girl was fat in grade/high school, or that they had any work done ... they are dead to you. Always think about the fact that you may end up having kids with them for better or worse. If you are going to hook up, only hook up with the opposite sex that would provide a great looking son/daughter. I have even told some girls that the only reason I talked to them was because they looked like they could hold their own in photos with me. You think that would not work? By all accounts it should not, but it is though ass-backwards compliments that for some unknown reason works (also do it with humour, then they do not know if you are kidding or not because seriously who would want to ever be with someone that narcissitic?)
09. Set goals. Set goals. Set goals. This whole, when you least expect it it falls in your lap shit is for suckers. You should have a best friend who you can trust with your life, to spur you on and challenge you. Healthy competition is great competition. Make goals for the year, the season and the month.
10. This may sound the cheesiest, but girls with boyfriends are fantastic. For one, someone else in the world thinks highly enough of them to date them singularly, so that is some brownie points. And behind every girl, is some guy tired of railing her.
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My cousin (see #9) added this after reading this, and I think it can go in with #2, haha:
At any point in the night someone might be noticing you, so make sure that you don’t make a face you don’t want anyone who might be noticing you to notice.flavorful
(Sep 13 07, 17:12)
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- elpaso0
do you mean "girls you've boinked" ?
- NotByHand0
Girls?
- sureshot0
@ janne
beatrix! hahaha
- ********0
not nearly enough