Christmas Cracker Jokes 08
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- climbatree0
how do you get pikachu on the bus?
poke-him-on.
- sleepyfatso0
Q. What did the Zero say to the 8.
A. Nice belt.
- set0
Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff.
- kezza_20
What's the difference between snow men and real men?
Snow balls.
- kezza_20
When's a door not a door?
When it's a jar.
- alnove0
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh
- kezza_20
Q: What did the Spanish fireman call his twin boys?
A: Hose A & Hose B
- bolus0
courtesy of QI.....
- bolus0
what's orange and sounds like a parrot
a carrot
- bolus0
why did the lion get lost
cos jungle is massive
- bolus0
what's brown and sticky
a stick
- kezza_20
Q: What has hairy legs and goes "Boo"?
A: A cow with a cold.
- mistermik0
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
- kezza_20
What disease can you catch from putting up too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis.
- kezza_20
What's big, grey and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant
- set0
Q. Why did Dave buy a playstation.
A. Because he wanted one.
- uncle_helv0
Why did the baker have brown hands?
'cause he needed a poo!- I like.Ranger
- bet that wasnt in a cracker.kezza_2
- I'd put it in if I compiled them and it was last day!!!uncle_helv
- mistermik0
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
- kezza_20
HOW did the beaver get online?
He logged on!