Just had a client... (2)
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- dMullins0
HAHA, too awesome.
- monospaced0
Tell him he has to buy a two-sided printer.
- somatica0
LOL Jimbo! Man that is really bad!
- mikotondria30
"well go ahead and make a mock up of the form, and just simulate when someone chooses from the pull-downs, the right search results coming up."
"so when they make a selection for a cetain type, that type gets displayed on the next page ?"
"right, just make it do that, but don't actually program it in until we get the go-ahead"
- Terminal270
HAHAHA,
I once had a client that I sent a mock up of a website to. It was a jpeg.
She rang me 2 minutes after getting it and asked why it was fixed width and not fluid as they had asked for.I cried that day.
- digdre0
I just had a client, asking for a $60 flyer.
- Finally a use for Comic Sans!!!TheBlueOne
- don't laugh with me, these are the only clients I can getdigdre
- babaganush0
YEah. I bet the fucker isn't dumb when it comes to bill querying time.
'50 fucking quid!!'
- roundabout0
hahahahahah, Tell him he need a Pre Press Printer machine, 50K should sort out the problem.
- D_Dot0
Have him turn his monitor around to view the back of the flier...
- Haha, nice!Jimbo82
- It's IN the computer you know...TheBlueOne
- But how do you get it out?Jimbo82
- Jimbo820
^ fuck you calcio ^
- now, that isn't very nice Jimbo. You've hurt my feelings with that...calcio
- ;-) Knee jerk reaction to saying it was a crap thread! Just got off the phone to him!Jimbo82
- You are kidding me, that thread is hilarious (not to mention recognisable). Tell the client to go f*** himself, Jimbo... he's killing your sense of humor.calcio
- calcio0
This thread has been done and much better years ago at the legendary Dreamless forum:
- Raniator0
I was going to ask how you explained it to him...
Must be quite difficult to describe that without sounding sarcastic/condescending/etc.
- Jimbo820
It was a 24 yr old guy actually. I couldn't believe it. I still don't think he understood when I said that if he wanted it both sides he would have to turn the paper over and print again.
- Say "it's a 'manual print job'. I save you money that way. We usually hire some mexicans to turn the paper over..."TheBlueOne
- gramme0
Wow... Wow.
Does this client wear slip-on shoes? I can't imagine him mustering the brain power to tie his own shoelaces.
- stewart0
don't tell me you're on pc, because it's mac only.
- NotByHand0
Just fucking fix it. Enough with your excuses and whiney attitude, artboy.
- applepirate0
i really hope he doesn't ask for a full refund for this heinous mistake. you really better kiss some ass at this point. id say cut your rate in half now just to avoid catastrophe
- Jimbo820
Seriously?!
You guys know how to make a double sided pdf?!
How?! Teach me!