Just had a client... (2)
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- Jimbo82
Wow, this is amazing.
Sent through some final artwork of a flier to a client who is then going to send it to the printers. He printed it off himself so he could see it and rang me to say that there might be something wrong with the artwork because it didn't print both sides, it printed on two separate pages. He wanted me to fix it.
Wow.
- Jimbo820
^ It was a pdf ^
- applepirate0
oh shit! you better fix it QUICK!
- flyingnowhere0
ha
- TheBlueOne0
You should fix it then. You know, the client is always right.
- nah customers are always right, clients are...dumb shitsdoesnotexist
- doesnotexist0
hahahahahaha fUCK get on that shit NOW
- JSK0
Don't you how know to do double page PDFs???
- Aa770
you got yourself a winner!
- Jimbo820
Seriously?!
You guys know how to make a double sided pdf?!
How?! Teach me!
- applepirate0
i really hope he doesn't ask for a full refund for this heinous mistake. you really better kiss some ass at this point. id say cut your rate in half now just to avoid catastrophe
- NotByHand0
Just fucking fix it. Enough with your excuses and whiney attitude, artboy.
- stewart0
don't tell me you're on pc, because it's mac only.
- gramme0
Wow... Wow.
Does this client wear slip-on shoes? I can't imagine him mustering the brain power to tie his own shoelaces.
- Jimbo820
This is what I'm using
- Jimbo820
It was a 24 yr old guy actually. I couldn't believe it. I still don't think he understood when I said that if he wanted it both sides he would have to turn the paper over and print again.
- Say "it's a 'manual print job'. I save you money that way. We usually hire some mexicans to turn the paper over..."TheBlueOne
- Raniator0
I was going to ask how you explained it to him...
Must be quite difficult to describe that without sounding sarcastic/condescending/etc.
- calcio0
This thread has been done and much better years ago at the legendary Dreamless forum:
- Jimbo820
^ fuck you calcio ^
- now, that isn't very nice Jimbo. You've hurt my feelings with that...calcio
- ;-) Knee jerk reaction to saying it was a crap thread! Just got off the phone to him!Jimbo82
- You are kidding me, that thread is hilarious (not to mention recognisable). Tell the client to go f*** himself, Jimbo... he's killing your sense of humor.calcio
- D_Dot0
Have him turn his monitor around to view the back of the flier...
- Haha, nice!Jimbo82
- It's IN the computer you know...TheBlueOne
- But how do you get it out?Jimbo82
- roundabout0
hahahahahah, Tell him he need a Pre Press Printer machine, 50K should sort out the problem.