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- mg33
Anyone ever see this guy on Food Network? Why does he remind me of everything that uncool people did and thought was cool in 1998 (and still to this day I guess): bleached spiky hair, stupid sports sunglasses with colored lenses worn behind the neck indoors, giant diamond earring on a white guy, the goatee mustache combo that doesn't match the hair...
- TheBlueOne0
Sammy Hagar is a chef now?
- Exactly what he always reminded me of. And those bowling shirts....?rylamar
- section_0140
that dude is such a tool
- locustsloth0
This guy is one of the saving graces of that channel, not to mention the only contestant in their 3 or 4 years of having the "Next Food Network Star" that actually has a show worth watching (or a show, period).
Have you watched Diner, Drive-Ins and Dives? The guy is funny. Even when he's being a dork, he's funny. And you can tell the people are comfortable around him cause he isn't Bobby Flay or Emeril or someone with credentials.
You wanna talk annoying? Watch this pair:
The Neeley's; they spout the most fake "look at us we're a happy couple" BS i have ever heard and consequentially are one of the very few shows on Food Network i CONNOT tolerate.
The other one? This whore from hell:
Frickin Paula Deen. Someone save me from having to see this woman on TV ever again. CAN. NOT. STAND.that is all
- Guy Fieri is his name, BTWlocustsloth
- HAHAH "CONNOT"
i r n asslocustsloth - I hate the Neely's and their fake ass, overdone "we're black and we're cookin" act.Point5
- and Paula dean is horrible tooPoint5
- section_0140
I like the Italian girl that always shows cleavage. She's smokin hot.
- i can only watch her if i hit the MUTE button on my remotelocustsloth
- she looks like a chompy bobble head doll
Point5
- sublocked0
yeah i like that dude's show "diners drive ins and dives"
he's always showing good food on that one
- mg330
diners and drive ins show is what we were just watching actually. good show, the food was awesome but seriously, please give me a host that doesn't remind me of people I avoided during the last half of the 90s.
- locustsloth0
i think his appeal is that he is not taking himself too seriously in a genuine way. Duff from Ace of Cakes is the same thing. Almost everyone else on that channel is either annoying (The Neeley's) or has a chip on their shoulder (Bobby Flay) or both (Paula frickin Deen)
- I don't think anyone who calls themselves "Duff" even knows what "too seriously" is.mg33
- jfletcher0
I don't like his look, but his show is cool.
He's fine in my book.
- iCanHazQBN0
i've masturbated to rachel ray before. true story.
- Change "to" to "on" and THEN you have a storylocustsloth
- I've masturbated with Rachel Ray before. true story.iCanHazQBN
- Llyod0
his show is okay but he looks like a massive tool
- ********0
that guy needs to lay off the coke.
- ********0
pretty annoying guy, no pun intended!
- johndiggity0
i checked out all the places he went in town on his show. he's legit.
- studderine0
yo mg33 he gets laid. probably because he is on tv though.
- uh, so do I; he's got nothing on me but probably 200 pounds.mg33
- he HAS everything on you. j/k man. how is the life>studderine
- as in yours? wheeeen a new show?
studderine
- mangosnot0
I love Nigella.
She is totaly underrated. I don't even think she's on the food network anymore. and they have that fat arse dyed blonded spikey haired chumpstein on there? Fuck him, he's doing commercials for Applebee's for frite's sake, and he has a majore network show. Fuck him. I want more Nigella like Walken wants more cowbell.
- Llyod-1
I couldn't fuck that dita chick. just think that the poser prince of darkness slipped his ghoulish weiner in there...
- mangosnot0
I was skeptical about that photo. It looked good bit like nigella, but I KNEW something was off. oh well, she's hot though, but I can agree with you about your not wanting to have ways with her because of the doofus Marilyn manson.
- mcLeod0
don't forget Giada.
- locustsloth0
There was an interesting NPR piece that someone did a while back comparing Food Network shows to porn. The speaker equated Rachael Ray as the Girl Next Door and Giada as the Jenna Jameson of the food-show world
- i_monk0
Do you Yanks get the Canadian cooking shows on your Food Network?
Laura Calder:
Anthony Sedlak has the strangest non-accent accent, and can compress his shoulders into a blackhole, but he makes these amazing but simple meals:
And Michael Smith has about 17 shows all starting with the word "Chef".