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  • grunttt0

    Tonight make some pork chops.
    Leave a couple of them out all day tomorrow.
    Bring them in the following day.
    Within 4 hours of eating the pork chops, the thief will be in the bathroom vomiting.

    As this person is leaning over the toilet, spray paint "LT" on their back (Lunch Thief)... and then give them a good swift kick in the ass... the painful kick will initiate the 2nd part of food poisoning... violent diarrhea. Lock the bathroom door from the outside. Within 3-4 hours the poor bastard will be over the worst of it. Unlock the door, slide in a freshly delivered pizza... the smell of food will lead to more vomiting/craps.

    Set the building on fire.

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