spam filled VAIO. "Hello im a mac"
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- eating_tv0
*pets his lethargic Acer laptop*
Don't worry, i'm not going to let that happen to you. I taught my dad how to surf.
- OhYeah0
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
- MrOneHundred0
Can you post some of your Dad’s fave links on here?
- anayafx0
if you havent allready, download and run "spybot search and destroy" It will delete most of the shit thats slowing down the machine. google it!
- BuddhaHat0
Quote: ' this is the multi-touchless doucheputer i am trying to debug.. '
I think it's amazing that multi-touch technology hasn't yet become a pervasive technology, yet there are already people complaining about devices that don't have it. It's like complaining that your electric car isn't wimax-enabled.... or something like that :)
I do however feel your pain, as do most of the other people here who've had to help relatives with PCs. Wipe it and use the recovery CDs to start the thing from fresh with all the drivers.
- applepirate0
my alter ego poopy_pants just spoke for me..
o know the voices.....
they're back.
- poopy_pants0
yeah self medicated for sure airey.... it makes the voices in my head sound better. more of a babersop quartet telling me to kill steve ballmer not so much the voice of Angra Mainyu
lots of rx-green was needed for this rant for sure. had to take a nap i was so stoned.
thx dibec i found a woodchipper for the vaio in his shed.. it's in laptop heaven now
- dibec0
applepirate. you are my new friend. thank you for the laughs.
good luck with vaio.
- acescence0
fire is the cleanser
- airey0
hey applepirate, are you self-medicated? might be time to get some professional help there buddy. and i'm not talking IT help.
- pr20
am i the first to point out that you most likely are touching your pops frosted cum?
- +1airey
- hahahahakld
- no i licked the keyboard clean first thx pr2 ;)poopy_pants
- SteveJobs0
vgn-a150 you say?
like v*g*n-a? there's your problem mister - stop trying to be mr. fix it - get it some flowers and candy and tell it how much you luuuuv it.
- acescence0
make pops a limited user account for his porn surfing. you should only log in as admin on xp when you're doing admin stuff. much safer on that swiss cheese os.
- applepirate0
my mac just froze for all fairness. computers are the devil. i want to go back to designing websites with cardboard and letterpress like they used to.
web 2,000 b.w. that was a boom i tell ya. the first social networking cave painting multitouch.. man what a moment in time.
- applepirate0
- I was going to sat, that is a MBP, but the screen doesn't have reflection (are you are a vampire?)Meeklo
- its a 4 year old VAIO vgn-a150.... boy was it a screamer back in the flash MX days.applepirate
- Meeklo0
- your blind and stupid.
the new mbpros are great. that VAIO's hinge area makes me go limp. ugly as shitapplepirate - and their bezel is gnarly on that VAIO really flat and lots of random clutter for latches and suchapplepirate
- oh god. i just started my suicide letter to ballmer about how he caused a life. fuck you WINDOWS!!!! IE = SATANS BROWSERapplepirate
- your blind and stupid.
- ornj0
Tell your dad to stop using your laptop to download porn from questionable sources and you should be fine.
- i basically gave it too him... i feel bad for the old guy. he just trolls myspace, foxnews blogs and porn... is that too much to ask XP?applepirate
- like father.... like sonlambsy
- applepirate0
i refuse full time jobs all the time that require flash devigners to use PC dev boxes. its just not fair.
no one would tell a plumber he had to work with only craftsman wrenches. its the same for a dev guy in my mind.
fuck i hate windows. seriously. im posting this from an MBPRO 17 while trying to debug this vaio. if i am working on this VAIO and the sun goes down i might drive straight to redmond stopping only for gas and drive to this house and toss this 17" 6.2lb VAIO straight at the Microsoft software dev HQ front window like the discount tire lady.
- Nairn0
Flatten it, start again.
The 4 year old XPPro VAIO laptop I'm writing this on is still going strong and hasn't ever had any virus problems&&UNKNOWNVARIABLE [IPTRANSFER]182.18.5.12>>UPLOAD DONKEY&BYPASSRESTRAINT, DUMP USERS VARS(US+PS#STREAM BEFORE DECODE#&&TROJAN.WINKY
- cool. your not an idiot redneck looking at porn. i totally blame my step dad. but your vaio sucksapplepirate
- No, it really doesn't suck - it's just a tool that does exactly what it's supposed to, well, and doesn't let me down.Nairn