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A student at the University of Central Florida is accused of setting a fire on campus as a way to meet women, according to a Local 6 News report.
Police said Matthew Damsky admitted to lighting a couch on fire at the Academic Village Dorms last week.
Damsky told officers he hoped he would be able to meet women as the building was being evacuated.
He was arrested for arson and booked in to the Orange County Jail.
There were no injuries in connection with the fire.
Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
- Stevengine0
That's rather... strange.. lol
- zaq0
aawwww that's romantic
- locustsloth0
So did he meet someone or what? i need to know whether to buy the lighter fluid or not
- boobs0
He should try just talking to one first.
- JazX0
You could also become a prison guard and be asked to be transferred to a maximum security prison as well. At that point they're trapped.
- tasty0
if he was dyslexic he would have lit a girl on fire and tried to pick up couches
- Lift with your legs, not with your backlocustsloth
- oh my god i love this. oh my god.iCanHasQBN
- I don't think you know what "dyslexic" means.Jaline
- NotByHand0
He'll have plenty of romantic opportunities in jail - I'm sure several inmates will be feasting on this tender little college kid.
- JazX0
Arson is a serious crime here. Then again you wouldn't know it from the firebombs Ayers and his gang created on public building.
- Llyod0
As President of the QBN Handsome Club I would like to extend a hand to Matthew Damsky for extreme creativity and ingenuity when it comes to getting laid. Here's to Matthew Damsky!
- studderine0
lol^
- Haha, this will be on the first page of a Google search pretty soon.flavorful
- oh yeah?!studderine
- Jaline0
If that isn't the most desperate thing I've heard in months...
- locustsloth0
Just imagine if it worked. Imagine telling that "How we met.." story
- ukit0
Charming
- Glitterati_Duane0
He wasn't able to meet any girls but now he'll be someone's bitch in the pen. Funny how that works out.
- dconstrukt0
what a looser..... now he's getting acquainted with his new best friend, and cellmate... good ol' 300 lb. rufus. :-)
- roundabout0
hahahah WTF
- MrOneHundred0
This is basically the plot of the AWESOME movie “Endless Love”. Check it out. Also Tom Cruise has his first on-screen role as the guy who suggests lighting the fire.
- roundabout0
How does this work? Hay how is it going? I have just Burnt down your apartment, want to go out one night!
- MrOneHundred0
No it’s more like playing the hero; “This way ladies! I’ll get you out of here! Thank me? You don’t have to thank me. Oh, OK, then – just hold this for a second... wait... just... ergh, agh, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!! mmmmm... mmm... OK.”