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- megE0
since when do men complain about having to put out
- that's what i thought.iamlo
- After we're married.TheBlueOne
- all my life..neue75_bold
- wow disappointingmegE
- I've never promised anything more than disappointment to anyone in my life...neue75_bold
- tis the only thing I have to offer..neue75_bold
- atleat youre honestmegE
- yeah, try living with it..neue75_bold
- but i'm not even married yet!iamlo
- emukid0
what's the verdict on sleep-sex? like you wake you in the middle of the night and your partner is pretty much riding you but until that point both of you were completely asleep. is that normal?
- see my comment regarding the midnight rape..neue75_bold
- let's be friendsemukid
- For succubi and porn, yes.TheBlueOne
- happened once... liked waking up to itmegE
- "Hullo!..and wot's this then?"TheBlueOne
- megE you just made the list of girls I'm gonna think about while having the sex. Congrats.D_Dot
- i think it's great.iamlo
- hahaha that poor girlmegE
- I'm sure she's doing the same. No big deal.D_Dot
- hahaha awesomemegE
- gramme0
FTW:
Try having a child with your spouse, then tell me how you feel three weeks into mandatory celibacy while your lovely bride is still healing. It's not like you can breathe a word of frustration about it to her either, since her lady-parts have been turned inside out in the recent past.
- ********0
I MILFed again last night...
- you cougared?TheBlueOne
- sex with a beautiful MILF that squirts ;)********
- I cougared.. yeah********
- TheBlueOne0
"...her lady-parts have been turned inside out in the recent past."
Oh for godsakes grammme..you've just put me off sex for the weekend. Way to care.
- neue75_bold0
now if we're talking about the Denmarkian neighbor, then ftw, I'd even consider leaving the lights on, keeping my eyes open and only crying afterwards...
- I am a sad, sad little man..neue75_bold
- there, there- you're not that little...madirish
- have you swent her a mix tape yet?********
- sorta...neue75_bold
- brains0
Morning sex can be hit or miss, especially on work days. You feel pressured to make it reasonably quick, but at the same time, being half awake is like being really drunk, it can last forever. Sometimes it ends in cutting it off early, waiting till lunch break and sorting it out then, damn quick and damn hot. For me, at least.
- can't say i've ever lived close enough to sort things out with anyone over a lunch breakmegE
- forever and a day?neue75_bold
- Lunch break takes some planning, but damn, it's hot, depraved and totally unhinged because you're both thinking about it after the morning.brains
- about it from the morning.brains
- iamlo0
I can't focus.
- megE0
HAPPY HALLOWEEN LUNCH BREAK! :)
- madirish0
for iamla:
www.redtube.com(p.s.- 7point34 told me to tell you)
- NSFW!! heads up!megE
- You know yellowtube.com doesn't go where I expected.TheBlueOne
- NSFW!!!!!D_Dot
- i feel ashamed. i should have noted that. thank you megE.madirish
- curses! blocked at work!7point34
- haha thanks. i figured as much.iamlo
- but no, it's not enough.iamlo
- Does it HAVE to resize my browser? Really?TheBlueOne
- madirish0
i feel ashamed. i should have noted that. thank you megE.
- iamlo0
i just picked up a pen just to click it because i ran out of gum and my nails have been chewed.
- I'd hit it just because I'm starting to feel bad for you...neue75_bold
- jesus! is your boyfriend a monk or just homosexual7point34
- pity sex... just one rung above hate sex on the ladder of love7point34
- like when you see a cat that hasn't been fixed and you realise you're holding a pencil, compassion kicks in..neue75_bold
- but only if that pencil has a rubber...neue75_bold
- i share that sentimentjanne76
- i always bringa pencil. just in case, when i pity a cat..janne76
- Jnr_Madison0
- Couldn't find one from a female perspective, sorry.Jnr_Madison
- ironically though you have found a cunt7point34
- the world keeps on a-spinnin'7point34
- iamlo0
we've been together for 5 years and live together, by the time he gets home, he's thinking about other things usually.
- naked men it seems7point34
- who wouldn't be?neue75_bold
- impeccable timing as usual...neue75_bold
- He won't know what he's got till it's gone.brains
