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- iamlo
how many of you tried to get laid this morning but couldn't urge your sleepy partner to do much of anything and now you're at work frustrated and angry and finding yourself flirting with random office people?
btw happy halloween.
- zenmasterfoo0
i tried to fap but i was too sleepy and told myself to fuck off.
- ian0
- megE0
<- partnerless
- http://www.viberevie…
D_Dot - let's be friendsemukid
- emu i've missed you :)megE
- pics or it didn't happen.TheBlueOne
- megE -- email me your mailing address. i am collecting fellow QBNer addresses to send out my holiday card/print/etcemukid
- creepy stalkermegE
- haha. i was actually being serious.emukid
- i emailed you :)megE
- http://www.viberevie…
- emukid0
never got the morning sex thing. mornings are for sleeping. and eating honey bunches of oats. plus you've got to brush your teeth before any real activity can happen. but if there's a pack listerine strips close by then mornings are fine.
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- BaskerviIle0
thanks for reminding me I'm now single
or on the plus side – thanks for reminding me I'm not single :)
- *now. damn that came out wrong.BaskerviIle
- hahah. nearly.
*pats shoulder very slowlyagentfour
- iamlo0
sorry to all you singles out there, these are days i actually envy you. i feel like i could jump on the next man who got too close to me.
- besides all those other days i envy you.iamlo
- let's be friendsemukid
- And you are where right now exactly?TheBlueOne
- work!iamlo
- And that would be in what city?TheBlueOne
- Jnr_Madison0
Morning breath & sex don't mix.
- Unless...Jnr_Madison
- There are other positions other than missionary you know..TheBlueOne
- unless.... they domegE
- Tell me more about these other positions...Jnr_Madison
- my god man! What do you think the internet is for?TheBlueOne
- Jnr_Madison0
I look like this in the morning...
- neue75_bold0
I had been getting a lot of pressure this past week about the fact that I had not been giving up the loving, so I dug deep, closed my eyes and did the deed last night...
Hopefully, she should be good for another week and I can keep getting work done...
- that's no way to live maniamlo
- If I had the money I'd seriously think about commissioning a stunt cock...neue75_bold
- listen lady, I don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in my pool...neue75_bold
- :)iamlo
- autopilotDennis_Moore
- i'd make use of the stuntcock.
last time my potential was seriously lowered due to a jquery overloadjanne76
- emukid0
the key to a successful morning
- I've tried it, burned my genitals.Jnr_Madison
- you're doing it wrong. it goes up the ass.emukid
- that's what you say to al the guys emukid......jimzyk
- I hear tell that Lloyd scrapes hie urethra with these bad boys..TheBlueOne
- 7point340
i got the crazy sex last night instead... so much in fact that we passed out.
morning sex is awesome, but it's too difficult on work days. i'm too tired on workday mornings to be any sort of anything in bed besides sleep
- horton0
morning humps FTW!
- iamlo0
well here's the thing, i said "tonight's the night, don't disappoint" and he said "alright!". that was last night and that was a total FAIL on his part, so i figured it wasn't too much to ask for it in the morning. turns out, it was.
- have you asked him to watch porn with you? this is free advice i am giving you.emukid
- Shoulda jumped him in the shower...TheBlueOne
- shower is great too. unless you are in a hurry to get to work. then please stay the fuck out of the shower.emukid
- Jnr_Madison0
734's Mum just doesn't seem to like it in the mornings anymore.
- Jnr_Madison0
Last time I had sex in the morning, a crowd gathered and started throwing money.
- D_Dot0
7point34 - This is how you get around the week-day problem
11:00pm -> 3:30am - Sleeping
3:31am -> 4:30am - Groggy dirty sex
4:31am -> 4:38am - Clean up
4:39am -> 6:20am - Sleeping- hehe, why is there never a clean up part in the movies?Jnr_Madison
- I know, it's all a lie.D_Dot
- i wish, but i'm a heavy sleeper7point34
- neue75_bold0
I'm really only into the midnight rape...
- by "midnight rape" you, ...
oh, no, wait. no, this one is fine7point34
- by "midnight rape" you, ...
