Are you Tiptarded?
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- SkyPoo0
Shitard.
I collect.
- zing!anxiousarms
- Great, but does it ride up in the crotchal region?gramme
- johndiggity0
calculate tip. add the tip. split the bill. move on with your life.
- i'm thinking you didn't read the post well.anxiousarms
- is that a challenge?!JG_LB
- i don't have to because i am an adult and know how to go to dinner with a group of adults and pay the bill.johndiggity
- hahahah awesome reply!anxiousarms
- horton0
way too much time on your hands.
- gramme0
I'll have the risotto, but if you could leave out the shitard mushrooms that would be great.
- BattleAxe0
NICE GUY EDDIE
C'mon, throw in a buck.MR. WHITE
Uh-uh. I don't tip.NICE GUY EDDIE
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?MR. WHITE
I don't believe in it.NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't believe in tipping?MR. PINK
(laughing)
I love this kid, he's a madman,
this guy.MR. BLONDE
Do you have any idea what these
ladies make? They make shit.MR. WHITE
Don't give me that. She don't
make enough money, she can quit.Everybody laughs.
NICE GUY EDDIE
I don't even know a Jew who'd have
the balls to say that. So let's
get this straight. You never ever
tip?MR. WHITE
I don't tip because society says I
gotta. I tip when somebody
deserves a tip. When somebody
really puts forth an effort, they
deserve a little something extra.
But this tipping automatically,
that shit's for the birds. As far
as I'm concerned, they're just
doin their job.MR. BLUE
Our girl was nice.MR. WHITE
Our girl was okay. She didn't do
anything special.MR. BLONDE
What's something special, take ya
in the kitchen and suck your dick?
- TheBlueOne0
Waiter: How would you like your steak cooked.
Me: Correctly.
- Laurent0
Tipping for good service is a good reward for hard working people.
I was tipped by Gwyneth Paltrow (£35) - Damien Hirst (£50) - Gary Moore (£30) - Sir Philip Green (£150).
Card tips are as good as cash tips > tips is good
- hallelujah0
This thread, and its poster, has my seal of approval.
This is why I never eat with large retarded groups of people unless one person is paying for the whole check.- I hate groups of peoplehallelujah
- they are retardedhallelujah
- They drink like fish then want to split the check x# of ways.Mimio
- FUCK THEM!hallelujah
- DOWN WITH PEOPLE!!!!gramme
- LOUD NOISES!!!!!gramme
- hallelujah0
where did you eat?
- irrelevant, but it was Red Stripe Bistro this time .cade1
- 7point340
i'm with Hallelujah,
I'm grouptarded. groups of people anger me to no end. especially in parking lots. why are people so goddamn stupid in parking lots?
- BECAUSE THEY ARE RETARDED!hallelujah
- there must be some chemical that is naturally released by asphalt that affects people of low intelligence...7point34
- and makes them stand or walk aimlessly in front of my car so i can't ever move or leave.7point34
- I think you're on to something here.Mimio
- Mimio0
The walk out of a building and then stop immediately in from of the doors, mill around aimlessly, and ineptly try and say goodbye to each other.