Are you Tiptarded?
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NICE GUY EDDIE
C'mon, throw in a buck.MR. WHITE
Uh-uh. I don't tip.NICE GUY EDDIE
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?MR. WHITE
I don't believe in it.NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't believe in tipping?MR. PINK
(laughing)
I love this kid, he's a madman,
this guy.MR. BLONDE
Do you have any idea what these
ladies make? They make shit.MR. WHITE
Don't give me that. She don't
make enough money, she can quit.Everybody laughs.
NICE GUY EDDIE
I don't even know a Jew who'd have
the balls to say that. So let's
get this straight. You never ever
tip?MR. WHITE
I don't tip because society says I
gotta. I tip when somebody
deserves a tip. When somebody
really puts forth an effort, they
deserve a little something extra.
But this tipping automatically,
that shit's for the birds. As far
as I'm concerned, they're just
doin their job.MR. BLUE
Our girl was nice.MR. WHITE
Our girl was okay. She didn't do
anything special.MR. BLONDE
What's something special, take ya
in the kitchen and suck your dick?