ALIENS = FAIL!
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- 23kon
So the aliens failed to show yesterday.
Has there been any explaination of their lateness?
Bunch o knobs not even having the decency to get in touch and say they'll be late or they arent coming. F*ck, i had food and all sorts laid out last night for them.
- doctor0
Aliens? Yesterday?
What did I miss?
- 7point340
maybe they eat different things than your accustomed to?
have you noticed you're out of syrup and your asshole is extra clean today?
- OSFA0
no brother, apparently they've been with you all along...
- doctor0
God damn aliens, never on time! How the fuck am I supposed to run a business under these circumstances?!
- 23kon0
doctor
search for yesterdays date on youtube
you'll see that aliens were meant to come visit us yesterday
- stoplying0
Aliens are known for their tardiness
- 23kon0
Do you think they watch us from afar and laugh at our antics like we will sit and watch our favourite drama or soaps on tv?
Maybe coming to visit earth would be like us visiting the Eastenders or Coronation Street or Ugly Betty sets if we were big fans.
Wonder who their favourite characters are.
- SkyPoo0
We are the noobs in an interglactic QBN. They only said they were coming to watch us all scurrying round in excitement. We are merely Rybo to them.
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- dopepope0
UFOs tend to hide behind storm clouds.
- Llyod0
what a bunch of a holes
- dopepope0
fucking idiots keep predicting nonsense.