It's not easy being metal
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- MarketMaker0
What exactly defines metal?
- TheBlueOne0
Dio karaoke results in metal beatdown
"A Wisconsin man recently became so incensed by what he deemed to be a disrespectful performance of Dio's song Holy Diver that he attacked the singer and a second man.
Police say that Kyle Drinkwine (below, and yes, that's his real surname) had a blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit when he went apeshit and throttled James Mischler for his allegedly comedic impersonation of onetime Black Sabbath singer Ronnie James Dio.
Attacker first sang Eminem
Mischler might have been egging Drinkwine on, however. Before he was tossed a beating, Mischler heckled Drinkwine's performance of an Eminem song, even ridiculing Drinkwine's oversized crucifix. "I told him he should find a better vending machine for his jewelry," said Mischler.
More than the physical mash-up, Mischler was hurt by the insinuation that he was mocking Dio with his off-key singing. "I genuinely love Ronnie James Dio!" he insisted."
- "I told him he should find a better vending machine for his jewelry,"
heh heh heh, that was goodharlequino
- "I told him he should find a better vending machine for his jewelry,"
- TheBlueOne0
Nokturnal Bacon Throne
- Pretty bad..but the spinning satanic bacon throne at about 2:30 just cracked me up..TheBlueOne
- ...skwiotsmith
- this is a joke, right?formula
- TheBlueOne0
Sounds like Black Sabbath...
...looks like extras from the "Drew Carey Show".
- This is great!locustsloth
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- the throne of bacon was kind of lame, but than is was spinning, which made it really cool.dnoobie
- TheBlueOne0
- What's the Dio song in the second clip?driftlab
- It's actually Black Sabbath w/Dio, "Mob Rules"locustsloth
- royer0
Reminds me of my favorite lars quote. "Yes, We Sell Out --- Every Seat In The House" (pounds fists together)
- TheBlueOne0
- So Far..., that and I'm the Man single, were my first.jaylarson